Defamer
Stopping by the heiress-friendly zone of the Ed Sullivan Theater to plug her latest exciting venture—MTV's So You Want to Be Paris Hilton's New Top Friend or whatever—the Hottie or the Nottie star admitted she had never seen an episode of that network's massively popular realitainment, The Hills. It was a pronouncement so startling—where else do people like Hilton turn to fill the long hours between hair-extension-launch press conferences and the next SLR-hotboxing or pole-rocking opportunity?—that it instantly called to mind her blanket denial of having ever engaged in drug use of any kind during her post-incarceration Larry King Live interview. While both statements seem highly unlikely, King responded by voicing his skepticism on a later broadcast, while Letterman instead chose to hang himself in his office by Brooks Brothers necktie 30 minutes after taping. [Late Show with David Letterman]
David Letterman Still Pretending To Give A Fuck About Whatever It Is Paris Hilton Is Yammering On About
Stopping by the
4:05 PM on Fri May 9 2008
By Seth
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Sigh, I remember the days of great chat with David and Teri Garr on the old NBC Show. Now this, this--ahh it's sickening.
I'm glad I went to bed early.
what's with the hair???
half Emily Dickenson, other half Yentl.
oh Paris, how you confound us!
Die in a fire, Paris.
35 out of 200,000 is .0175 percent. What do you bet that that is the exact percentage of the general population that is deaf, mute, blind, and completely brain dead?
When is she going to make besties with some of those Rwandan kids she yammered about after her release from jail?
@Shumina: Oh, god you just got me so hot.Seriously.
I watched about 15 seconds before my brain kicked in and made me punch myself in the face.
The only thing I want to read/hear about Paris Hilton from this point on is a fucking obituary.
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