Pictured center in white suit and sunglasses is Playboy magazine editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner, holding court on the West Coast's cleavage-friendly response to the Texas Polygamist Wives Compound. ("It's not. A compound. It's our hutch and it's our home.") He's surrounded by several generations of Playmates, gathered to celebrate the crowning of 2008's Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole (standing, in the purple milkmaid outfit). Hailing from Scarborough, Ontario, Nicole is just the latest in an illustrious line of Canadian superstar Playmates that includes Pamela Anderson, Shannon Tweed, and the doomed Dorothy Stratten—inspiring Frankie Muniz to recently quip that there must be "something magic in the maple syrup," as he made it in the grotto with a set of twins from Sault Ste. Marie. After the ceremony, guests were invited to join Hef on the lawn, where the former Playmate on the extreme lower right—the answer to what happens when you cross Loretta Swit with Cicciolina and a pneumatic air gun—lay on her back, treating everyone in attendance to a round of impromptu bouncy castle rides.

[Photo credit: Getty]

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11:29 AM on Fri May 9 2008
By Seth
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Sweet Panda Love at 11:52 AM on 05/09/08
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I'd say she's Ciccolina plus another Hot Lips - Sally Kellerman. But really, that's just semantics.

I just look at this photo and think "Their parents must be so proud."
CourageousCoward at 11:54 AM on 05/09/08
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Hugh Hefner at the grand opening of "Sluts R Us." What? Too much?
RonMwangaguhunga at 11:55 AM on 05/09/08
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Must be that Canadian Rack-bacon. I wonder what mansion regulars like Jim Carrey and Bill "Once You Go Black" Maher say about this Canadian trending?
sassydeerrun at 11:56 AM on 05/09/08
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Not near enough Shannon showing.
jetmore at 11:59 AM on 05/09/08
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Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
zorbachev at 12:05 PM on 05/09/08
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@RonMwangaguhunga:a.hahahahaha. canadian bacon. in a joke. farts.
NoWireHangers at 12:13 PM on 05/09/08
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I thought lower right was Charo.
Lala11_7 at 12:20 PM on 05/09/08
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There is not one woman in that picture that I would fuck with somebody else's dick...

And that's saying...A LOT!!!
Sweet Panda Love at 12:47 PM on 05/09/08
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@NoWireHangers: Coochie coochie coo!

Or in terms of this picture, more aptly: Hoochie cooter cooties.
Seth at 01:14 PM on 05/09/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: "Hoochie cooter cooties!" Oh man. That's choice.
Sweet Panda Love at 01:41 PM on 05/09/08
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@Seth: I give to you, Seth, my A-material. Out of love.
Little Mintz Sunshine at 02:51 PM on 05/09/08
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I am so confused. Are these trannies, cross-dressers or transgenders?
fembot at 03:50 PM on 05/09/08
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@Little Mintz Sunshine: so true.. surprisingly so many of them (the entire back rows, for example) are less than stellar looking.. I mean, considering the setting and all - I would have expected less Jocelyn Wilderstein and more....
Blue Skies, Golden... at 05:11 PM on 05/09/08
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Wait, that's not Angelyne?
hellodarling! at 11:06 PM on 05/09/08
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Hey, wait. Most importantly, where are Bridget, Holly and Kendra? Cast aside so soon?