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You Must Be At Least This Tall To Ride Tilda Swinton

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Beloved character actor Peter Dinklage attempted to get some face time with his The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian co-star Tilda Swinton at the film's premiere, but Swinton would not lower her neck to look down. Swinton insisted that Dinklage stand on an apple box if he would like to have a conversation. According to sources, Swinton said, "Peter, I've won an Oscar, so basically I'm allowed to do whatever crazy thing I want to do for the rest of the year. So, come on, let's find some phone books or a booster seat and let's catch up. How's your family?"

[Photo Credit: Splash Pics]

11:05 AM on Fri May 9 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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CourageousCoward at 11:55 AM on 05/09/08
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Connectedness Index: 62

Are you sure that's Peter Dinklage and not just some crazy dress she's wearing (again?)
Leviticus_71 at 12:22 PM on 05/09/08
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She an freeze your penis with one cold glare at your crotch. Like a Genitalia-Medusa. Medusitalia!
CakeAndDeath at 12:26 PM on 05/09/08
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Dinky is at the perfect height to go a-munchin the Swinton. How I envy him.
I seethe.
Old No.7 at 12:27 PM on 05/09/08
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She's attracted to the fact that the top of his head is flat enough to rest her beer on, when receiving oral.
Old No.7 at 12:28 PM on 05/09/08
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@CakeAndDeath: Damn you.
BleuJeen at 01:31 PM on 05/09/08
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I seriously have a crush on Peter Dinklage. That lucky Tilda.
TurdBlossom at 02:01 PM on 05/09/08
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Tilda looks like she's trying to hold in a fart.
CakeAndDeath at 02:05 PM on 05/09/08
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@Old No.7:
Gotta be fast to beat a Noo Yawka to the punch.
fembot at 03:51 PM on 05/09/08
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she scares me. really

at 05:12 PM on 07/06/08

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