Defamer
Rustle through your closet for those crotchless leotards and lamé headbands, and hightail it to Hollywood and Highland—American Apparel wants YOU: "WE NEED YOU! We're holding an Open Call for all our Los Angeles stores at our Hollywood and Highland location. We are currently looking for intelligent, friendly, and dedicated people to work at our Los Angeles stores." And if it just so happens that you look like you might have been involved in a Polaroid prostitution ring in the early '80s based out of your uncle from Phoenix's split-level ranch basement, all the better! [Craigslist]
4:10 PM on Thu May 8 2008
By Seth
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Lovely. Why do all their models look like ex-amateur porn stars? Oh... rhetorical question.
Be sure to wax the delta region first. Ongoing bacon strip maintenance required.
And always be prepared to touch the wang of Dov Charney.
I hear Woody Allen wants to be a store manager.
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