um. I have no words for this. Can't stop looking. How do we know that's EM again?

So this is what can occur when one is addicted to prescription drugs and alcohol. Awesome.

So...you get Eva Mendes to pose half-nude, and then decide to accent the proceedings with your own unique concoction of awkward staging and sherbet-hued granny wigs.

Thank you, gay photographers.

@KingHater:

hehheheeheh

Did she lose a bet to Tarantino?

I think she's a modern day Raquel Welch, only more skankier apparently.

I likes!

That second picture looks like a ginger Freddie Mercury circa 1974.

She's BENDY

So. Fucking. Wonderful.

Where's Annie Lebowitz when you need her?

Who's the lucky chick standing on her boobs?! Is it Madonna?!

I think the phrase is "Fuck and Yes."

Somebody's been digging through the old Elmer Batters pics again. At least two of those shots are dead-on copies.

Thanks to this article, lotion sales in the US have increased dramatically in the past few hours.

I'm seeing some resemblance to Endora from Bewitched in the Toe Photo... that's a boner-blocker in my book.

Who's the photographer (besides a Batters "fan" riding the it's okay, it's an homage train)?

The couch pic is like Barbarella meets Virgin Air.

Bet this inspires Mr. Jay and Tyra next season...

@Heyworth: I was wondering if Dean Martin was on the hi-fi for these shots.

WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!?

@Lala11_7: Yea girl, that's what I said too. People should keep their damn stinky feet to themselves.

Uh, apparently you don't know clean people. ^_^

Viva la foot fetish!