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Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic

· Today, an Oprah you simply cannot afford to miss: Watch as she, Gayle, Kelly Ripa's husband, and some other lady try to reach a consensus over when, exactly, Mariah Carey knew she was going to marry Nick Cannon. We know! We told you! [Oprah]
· Speaking of Mariah—just when it seemed her week couldn't get any better...[BBC]
· Gary Dourdan was officially charged with possession of heroin, cocaine and ecstasy, today. All of which he claims belonged to someone else. [Reuters]
· This just in! Amy Winehouse is out on bail after her recent drug-related arrest. She tried to claim they weren't hers, too, but Scotland Yard said, "No, no, no." LOL! [Guardian]
· Alan Rosenberg: The SAG talks have broken down. The livelihoods of thousands of working actors falls in your hands. So tell us...WHAT WAS MILEY THINKING?! [ca.reuters.com]
· The View is the catfight incubator that just keeps on giving. [Us Magazine]

6:23 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Seth
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hughman at 07:14 PM on 05/07/08
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gayest. clip. ever.

1. oprah's big donna summers hair.

no, no, no wait...

2. gayle and oprah

no, no, no wait...

3. kelly ripa's husband who used to be a go-go dancer.

ok, all three together. gay.
whitekidinflatbush at 07:20 PM on 05/07/08
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All that talk about Mariah and no one brings up the possibility of no pre-nup? Oy vey.
Molly McAleer at 07:50 PM on 05/07/08
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@whitekidinflatbush: I doubt it occurred to Orpah that Mariah was more than middle class... Why would someone with her pocket change need to worry about that?
kctomorrow at 12:18 AM on 05/08/08
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Is this why mariah slimmed down? I have heard of the phenomena of woman losing weight for their wedding. What for I
kctomorrow at 12:18 AM on 05/08/08
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...really don't know.
applejuice at 04:27 AM on 05/08/08
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I love how you just call what's-his-face "Kelly Rippa's husband". (Because there is no way in hell I would have recognized who he was otherwise.)

I love that their "brain trust" (serioulsy, they went to the trouble of filming these people via satellite about Mariah Carey getting hitched?) is made up of him, Gayle and some random lady who'd main input seems to be being scandalized by a TATOO! OMG a TATOO!

And I love what's his face's story about his drunken Vegas wedding followed by a tatoo that I can only imagine says "Mr Rippa".

Thanks defamer. That little gem brightened my day to no end.
jasonelias at 08:14 AM on 05/08/08
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@kctomorrow: She's been on some diet for the past few words. The downside? It makes you do stupid stuff like marry Nick Cannon.
CrankYank at 08:30 AM on 05/08/08
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Connectedness Index: 91

SAG strike baby will be more glamorous, but her signs won't be nearly as witty.
Oxytone at 09:25 AM on 05/08/08
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I have to ask...

Did they blow jets of air at Mariah as she walked down the catwal... I mean aisle, like happens in just about every video of hers?
Benovite at 10:07 AM on 05/08/08
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I need an animated gif of big ass Oprah doing that wobbly two finger thing.

I thought her head was going to explode and she was motioning for the director to cut to another camera.