Despite having secured his future at CNN until 2010, Larry King, who come this November will turn 138, has finally acknowledged the fact that his career might have a finite end. (Even if his legacy does not: His Last Will and Testament contains detailed instructions of the children he expects his wife to bear from the 14 packages of Cryovaced semen he keeps stored in an industrial freezer in his basement.) That said, it's being reported that King is eyeing none other than American Idol's Master of Karaoke-Administrating Ceremonies Ryan Seacrest to fill his legendary seat. From The Scoop:
A source from within CNN says that Seacrest, who has filled in for his friend Larry King in the past, is involved in "serious negotiations" to take over "Larry King Live" around [2009]'s end.
"He's the classic generalist," King told the Times. "The only thing I don't know, and I've gotten to know him pretty well, is how versed he is in politics, world affairs. Does he read the paper? Is he interested in Iraq? Because if he is, he's going to be very good."
Better than good! He'll be terrific. Seacrest's duties until now have been limited to exchanging red carpet pleasantries, while occasionally offering a mascara-streaked singer who likens her "Idol journey" to the civil rights movement a shoulder to cry on. Imagine if he had access to the kinds of world leaders that his rapidly calcifying predecessor had? He could apply his preternatural, ladies-footwear-identifying gifts to influential heads of state, like President of India, Pratibha Patil! Yes, CNN should just go ahead and draw up the papers today, free from concern over the way Seacrest tends to hover over broadcast legends like a diminutive Angel of Death, waiting for the perfect moment to drop the scythe and snatch the reins from every Merv, Dick, and Larry to wander through his crosshairs.
- Seacrest in, Larry King out? [MSNBC]









Comments
I can't wait to see him try and pull off the suspenders (figuratively speaking, of course.)
The first handoff between Seascrest and the Coop is gonna be a moment for the ages.
Let's go to the phones...closet homesexual... HELLO!
The smart move for Larry woulda been to pick Brian Dunkleman
oh, yeah. when i think of up to the minute political observations, i think ryan secrest.
Open your minds, people. I, for one, want to know Obama's daily skin ritual.
There is a plus side to this: he couldn't possibly be worse than Larry, could he?
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and all that...
@AgitpropVT:Actually, in this case I think it would be:
When life gives you lemons, slice them into wedges and Suck.On.Them.
No matter, I haven't watched Larry King in over a decade and Ryan Seacrest as host does not sweeten the pot one iota.
John King hosted Larry's show last night and, well let's just say Seacrest's PR peeps may have jumped the gun on this one.
The only people that should be allow to fill Larry's slot are Joy Behar (because she's the only interesting guest he seems to have) or Joan Rivers (because...well...its f'ing Joan). Ms Glitterpants shouldn't even be considered.
Can't wait til Kathy Griffin is his guest!
I guess CNN is trying to end the show without breaking King's heart.
@bonniegrrl:
no shit. "GingerVitis" would SHRED him.
@Old No.7:
is he gay? wouldn't we have heard it by now? i mean, come on, wouldn't some catty queenie want to shout it from the mtn. tops ?
" I banged Ryan with a strap-on!! "
omg...wait,was that a familiar british accent saying that? *wink*
@AgitpropVT: nonono it's "when life gives you lemons stuff them in your bra!"
They should present Ryan with a pair of suspenders on Idol! You know - the kind that look like piano keys? I'd watch that!
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