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Guess The Celebrity Nape!

Remember those Eyeball Benders at the back of Games magazine? No? OK, never mind. Let's just call this a photoquiz! Everyone loves a photoquiz—triple that when it's a Celebrity Photoquiz. And so now we gesture in the vicinity of the above photo—a graceful study of the nape (one of the most underrated body-parts) of an Oscar-winning superstar. Any guesses? The answer is after the jump:

It's none other than Hollywood's most likable fella, Matt Damon! Here we see Matt mobbed by fans in Decatur, IL. He's there shooting Steven Soderbergh's The Informant, in which he plays Mark Whitacre, the real-life whistle-blower in the mid-90's lysine price-fixing conspiracy that rocked the agricultural-feed world. It's a look that caused at least one online fan to recoil in horror, a finger outstretched and the other hand covering their mouths as they gasped, "PEDOSTACHE!"

Congratulations to everyone who guessed correctly!

Matt Damon On Set [ONTD]

4:00 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Seth
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NoWireHangers at 04:31 PM on 05/07/08
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Free mustache rides for the winner!
hummingpenguin at 04:40 PM on 05/07/08
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so freaky, i guessed that right. i might be a tad too obsessed with celebrity gossip.
Juancho at 04:42 PM on 05/07/08
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Ok, molester mustache AND glasses. Affleck may need to state an intervention.
jackass penguin at 04:43 PM on 05/07/08
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I never thought I'd see my hometown on Defamer.

Will wonders never cease?
PaisleyPajamas at 04:43 PM on 05/07/08
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@Juancho: ...aaaand the hair awning up front. Eeek!
heidiho at 04:50 PM on 05/07/08
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Is it good or bad that I knew who it was?
Whiteboyfunfark at 04:53 PM on 05/07/08
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Does the winner get to f**k Matt Damon?
metroville at 05:00 PM on 05/07/08
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Let's all just take a moment to remember what really matters, here: Biff Tannen is starring with Matt Damon in a Steven Soderbergh film.
jeremyc at 05:06 PM on 05/07/08
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Are you sure he's playing Mark Whitacre? It looks like he's starring in some sort of Val Kilmer biopic.
Seth at 05:12 PM on 05/07/08
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Do I really need to remind you all not to mention the answer in your comments?
OldTowneTavern at 05:19 PM on 05/07/08
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See, I knew I had an inappropriate lusting, but never was it more clear to me then when I could pick him out from the nape alone. I recognized a freakin' mole! A mole!
TheStarterWife at 05:31 PM on 05/07/08
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@jeremyc: MD plays Val Kilmer?

My panties cannot take it...

@Seth: Talk to overlord Denton and see if he can disable the "last comment" feature.
raincoaster at 06:31 PM on 05/07/08
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I shoulda guessed this from the freckles or whatever they are. Still, eep! He looks like Mister Rogers playing a pederast!
Evil Tortie's Mom at 06:38 PM on 05/07/08
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I was thinking Joaquin Phoenix (why? don't know), but he was only nominated, right?

That front view is scary, esp. the downturned portions.

(Okay, I'll go back to the geekier blogs of the family now. Thank you for letting me play with the cool kids.)
major disaster at 07:24 PM on 05/07/08
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If not for the "Oscar-winning" qualifier, I was totally going to guess Bob Saget.
NoGrumpys at 08:30 AM on 05/08/08
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T-Bagging is much more fun when a mustache is involved
gwendolyn at 09:19 AM on 05/08/08
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@major disaster: With the same caveat, I was going to say Tobey McGuire.

Also the plaid shirt collar and sweater, which just reek of 1981.

I see Matt is sporting the '70's era mustache that MSN.Com said a few weeks ago was coming back to put the goatees and Van Dykes on the fashion death list.

Good luck with that. In No. Texas, almost every male you see who isn't in no facial hair mode is stylin' with the circle of fur around the mouth. Gay, straight, blue collar or white collar and I don't see it going away anytime soon.