Defamer
Madonna can pretty much do whatever she wants at this point and the world will shrug its shoulders, whether she's assaulting Justin Timberlake with needles or spreading her soon-to-be-50-year old legs on album covers. But the vocally-challenged icon has taken her recent trip down memory lane as a pansexual nympho to new heights by inviting a female fan on stage during her concert last night and pulling a repeat performance of Madonna And Britney Spit Swap. Why? As she put it, "Why do I have this relationship with France? I'm always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people...Vive la France!" A closer look at the kiss step by step, plus suddenly gorgeous daughter Lourdes' reaction, after the jump.
Madonna's first performance in Paris in over ten years was predictably packed with props and gimmicks, like opening her set while seated in a regal throne-like seat, "twirling a magician's wand," and impressively managing to strut through numbers while wearing six-inch heels (a trick she may have picked up from BFF Gwyneth's new slutty facade?). But with all the crowd's enthusiasm and Madge's ability to spark sexual controversy after all these years, there's one teensy bit of sad news: "After that kiss, her daughter Lourdes asked her Material Mom if she were gay." While we don't know how Madonna responded, we like to think she pulled an old copy of her Sex book off the shelves, opened it up to this image, and said, "Does that look gay to you, honey?"
[Photo credits: Wireimage]
- MADONNA LOVES TO 'FRENCH THE FRENCH' [Sydney Morning Herald]
- MADONNA KISSES ANOTHER WOMAN (AGAIN!) [Us]
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That's her backup dancer, right?
Now she likes the French? Does that mean she's going to have a fake French accent now?
"No, Honey, just trying desperately to seem even halfway interesting."
they have gelflings in france?
also? the champagne makes it classy. or love. i forget which.
@Mabimab: Yep. Backup dancer; not a random audience member ('cause she knows where the dancer's tongue has been?)
@CourageousCoward: Sofia Boutella, I think.
[www.drownedmadonna.com]
*yawn*
As if Madonna would ever touch the unwashed masses.
@Mabimab: Yep, and who wouldn't want to kiss Sofia Boutella??
Barbara Walters is edgier these days.
Vanilla Ice.. oh, no, you're never gonna live that down...
Momm's not gay, honey.
Just a full-service ho.
NSFW that Vanilla Ice pic, Defamer I nearly got fired from my job at the porn hut!
meh, old irrelevant lady kisses hotter younger girl for attention. And thousands of old irrelevant fans go nuts.
Lourdes is 12 years old and Madonna's daughter, and yet she's ignorant of the concept of totally straight girl-girl kisses for attention?
No, I have no joke to follow that with. I'm just really impressed that her mom has raised her that well.
Ah, yes. She's sucked the life-force out of another willing victim.
Yeah, it is the silly back-up dancer, not some random fan. Too bad facts don't matter much anymore. This is about as random as the Britney kiss.
From the main page I could have sworn she was making out with Pete Wentz.
@nick_r: Except now she's 12 and she's straight girls kissing for attention...and one of them is her MOM. That would have given me serious nightmares at that age...
Way to be controversial Madonna. Wearing Crocs would have been the more scandalous deed.
@as_per_usual: HA! Stupid Gelflings. Does Madonna protect the Dark Crystal?
This is just like the parody of Madonna that Roseanna Arquette did on "Medium" two weeks ago.... except sadly, not a parody.
Given the spectacular downward spiral Grandma's last lesbian liplock sent Britney into, can we keep some paps on this chick, just to see if the curse continues?
So, bitch went from "Oh, I feel Spanish!" to pseudo Brit, and now she feels this affinity to the French? What a cultural chameleon she is. I guess she'll be calling herself Madame now.
What's wrong with being worldly? Or is someone, especially a [legendary]musician, supposed to be limited to Sunset blvd?
BFY. Big Fucking YAWN.
@NoWireHangers: Crocs AND a 90s shell suit would be amazing. I am off to see if I can't work this out in Photoshop...
@Oxytone: Then I shall begin referring to as FiFi when I do refer to her, which is never.
With yet another #1 album out, I hardly think she's "irrelevant".
@BrandonGK: Do you really need a NSFW warning about an image from Madonna's sex book?
Ooh, won't Madge piss off Mother Superior this time! (Giggle)
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