A stunning development could herald the return of one of the greatest way-above-the-title pairings in Hollywood history: that of superproducing entity Jerry Bruckheimer and überdirecting force Michael Bay, the former the explosion-loving ying to the latter's blowing-shit-up-obsessed yang. The pair's creative partnership resulted, of course, in some of the most beloved, absolutely-terrible blockbusters of the mid 1990s—but what project could satisfy their shared need for one mushroom-cloud-detonation per page and a stream of ham-fisted catchphrases that can only be fully appreciated when delivered by Nicolas Cage?
A TV series, reports Variety, based on Cocaine Cowboys, a documentary about the 1980s drug trade. Both men's involvement would be limited to executive producing services, but don't expect that to mean the impressively pedigreed series, which could end up at HBO, will skimp on spectacular action sequences. The premiere finale alone is a showstopper: An exotic sports car race through the streets of Miami results in a Saleen Twin Turbo flying in slo-mo over four lanes of Lincoln Rd. traffic, through the glass-bricked facade of a local salsa club, and into a mountain of cocaine, the drug's high gasoline-content instantly erupting into a block-consuming fireball.
- Bruckheimer, Bay eye reteam [Variety]









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I think I just came a little reading those last five lines.
But seriously, Bruckheimer-Bay are just the worst people to make a documentary. Even the name is stupid. Cocaine Cowboys?? How about Speed Samurai ? Or Heroin Ninjas ? Shit, the PBS Frontline people would do a way better job than these guys.
Cocaine Cowboys is seriously one of the most insane documentaries i've ever seen. Like Dogtown and Z-boys, it's dramatic and engrossing on it's own and the last thing it needs is a dramatization.
@Crazydogggz:
u might wanna re-read that post...
CC already IS a doc...Brux & Bay are just gonna fictionalize it for TV
Wait, wait I just went back and read the post.
Jesus Christ, there's already a docu called Cocaine Cowboys and they're gonna make a TV series? Oh wow, this is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait for the wisecracking but loveable n00b Billy to become the protege of Eduardo, the hardcore drug boss with a heart of gold, and the obligatory slow-mo shot of the miniskirted Sexy But Strong Hot Chick as she gets out of her car.
As long as Billy and Eduardo blow shit up, and the car chases don't have too many jumpcuts though, all will still be good in Dogggzville.
I think I just came a little reading Crazydogggz post.
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