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The Clooney Charm May Have Met Its Match

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While making their way into The Metropolitan Museum Of Art Costume Institute Annual Gala, George Clooney once again attempted to work the patented "Clooney Charm" on frequent co-star/longtime friend Julia Roberts. Clooney tried convincing Roberts that a little post-party romp would be in her best interest, going as far as to add in that his gal pal, Sarah Larson, is way, way into her. When Julia Roberts rebuffed him, he concluded his plea with the statement, "Come on, you used to be so cool. What happened?" Roberts replied, "Having three kids made me uncool, George." George nodded, then turned to Sarah and whispered, "What about the Olsen Twins? I think we could do that, yeah?"

[Photo Credit: Splash Pics]

12:20 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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Old No.7 at 12:34 PM on 05/06/08
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I'd say, let's see a pic of Julia with her ass in the air, and sand all over her... but then again I watched Eight Belles take a dive in the Derby, so I'm good for the week, thanks.
NoGrumpys at 12:50 PM on 05/06/08
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who's the (well tanned) geiser on Julia's arm
Is he into tall late 30's male arm candy?
TurdBlossom at 12:53 PM on 05/06/08
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Something seems to be missing from Julia's outfit...A bag of oats maybe?
Douglas Reinhardt at 12:59 PM on 05/06/08
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@NoGrumpys: Giorgio Armani
NoGrumpys at 01:06 PM on 05/06/08
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...then my answer is "COMPUTER SAYS YES"
LBJeffries at 01:21 PM on 05/06/08
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I'm always going to crush on Julia. She's beautiful.
EuroDad at 01:29 PM on 05/06/08
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@LBJeffries:

thank you; i thought i was the only one.
anywavdav at 01:41 PM on 05/06/08
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Julia Roberts walks into a bar.

The Bartender says: "Hey Julia, why the long face?"
Nunaurbiz at 03:07 PM on 05/06/08
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Julia: (under her breath) This is some kind of record for you, isn't it George?

George: (through clenched teeth) I seem to be in some sort of dilemma, Jules! I want to send her home, but I can't because I whisked her away from her home!
sundaeg1rl at 05:24 AM on 05/07/08
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Well, you can slag off Julia all you like, but I think she's pretty OK. She's a classy gal. She doesn't have to get her lady bits out every 5 minutes to prove a point. Heck, she even made prostitution look classy in Pretty Woman!

Anyway, Jennifer Garner is WAAAAY more horsey in the face...
sundaeg1rl at 05:25 AM on 05/07/08
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@NoGrumpys: It's Giorgio Armani. Georgie and Giorgio - FABULOUS.
thecatsmeow at 07:04 AM on 05/07/08
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I agree sundaegirl. And she easily makes Sarah whats her name look shlumpy in this picture.
Nunaurbiz at 10:16 AM on 05/07/08
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@thecatsmeow: Meeeeow!
calpetro at 04:12 PM on 05/07/08
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"No thanks, George. Colonel Potter and I are off to play doctor"
Tacobelle at 08:36 PM on 05/07/08
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George: Having an escort attend this event is nothing less than an egregious lack of decorum on your part. Inviting someone of her caliber (i.e. one void of intellect, accomplishment, dignity, charisma, charm, wit, sociability, class), to an event at the MET is an insult to all attendees. The look on J. Roberts face says it all.
What in the world could your evening's companion possibly talk about with anyone present, sans the barkeep?
The thin veil of class you don, waning as it is, can be concealed only so long with money or pseudo "political" titles and poorly executed (pardon the pun) attempts to right the injustices of the world. You are playing a sum zero game, at best, friendo.

Perhaps you should consider penning a book on professional/personal suicide.
Lemons to Lemonade.
You're welcome.

P.s. Matching chicklet teeth: priceless.