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Finally, 'Sea-Monkeys: The Movie'

· Baby-faced Freaks and Geeks (and Bones) star John Francis Daley and writing partner Jonathan Goldstein will rewrite Hours of Fun for Disney, a great premise about what happens when all those back-of-the-comic-book novelty items actually live up to their promises. Oh man, Sea-Monkeys: The Movie! We're so there. [THR]
· So beyond four more years of Family Guy and its offspring, what else does Seth MacFarlane's $100 million deal mean for you? How about a Family Guy movie?! Don't say you came out of this empty handed. [TV Week]
· Jennifer Love Hewitt's legendary, spirit-channeling rack will live on the syndicated afterlife, as Sci Fi Channel and WE have jointly acquired rerun rights to the CBS drama. [Variety]
· Worried that a PG-13 rating will water down Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, the next installment of the cyborg-killing-machine franchise? Says Salvation-producer Victor Kubicek, "The PG-13 has increased in intensity." [Variety]
· This is great: An FCC ruling has deemed TMZ and The 700 Club "bona fide newscasts," making them exempt from political equal-time requirement laws. We guess that makes Harvey Levin the Walter Cronkite of the exposed ladyparts generation? "And that's the way it's shaved." *Long sip from sippy cup.* [Variety]

2:10 PM on Mon May 5 2008
By Seth
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Miss Anne Thrope at 02:34 PM on 05/05/08
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So I guess it's a documentary about brine shrimp.
CourageousCoward at 02:54 PM on 05/05/08
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@Miss Anne Thrope: and X-Ray goggles and flying saucers and magic snakes and giant floating skeletons and ant farms and giant moon monsters...

[www.steveconley.com]

[www.scottsaavedra.com]
el smrtmnky at 02:58 PM on 05/05/08
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@CourageousCoward: or what i call a saturday night after a call to my favorite vendor
gorillavsmarykate at 03:27 PM on 05/05/08
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A Family guy movie? That sounds as crazy as the time Bea Arthur, Carol Channing and I had a threesome at the Friars Club...
ShaguftaCytisorus at 07:14 PM on 05/05/08
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Comment on Finally, 'Sea-Monkeys: The Movie' Dear God, it's me, Eric. Please let me finally see them naked. The last time I prayed to you about this was 30 years ago, when I was 8 and you only saw fit to send me what I now know as "brine shrimp". Now that I make more than the $2.00 a week (not by much) that I did in 1978, I will be more than happy to pay whatever the price is to see the gloriousness (I made that word up in 1979 after seeing my 17 year old cousin in a swiming suit) that is Sea Monkey Boob. Your pal, Eric
Lala11_7 at 05:43 AM on 05/06/08
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I'm sorry...

I think I saw a typo....

I know the "Whore of Hollywood" isn't making the next "Terminator" movie friggin' PG!!!

Oh My God...

SO BOOTLEGGIN' IT!!!
gwendolyn at 03:43 PM on 05/06/08
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I assume Harvey Levin rented "Basic Instinct" at some point in his life.

Otherwise, I would doubt he could identify exposed ladyparts, shaven or unshaven.