Xenu can have the Seinfelds if he takes his claws out of Forest Whitaker.

Why can't the Rosemary's Baby rumors continue? Even if Suri mostly resembles Katie, she could still easily be half L-Ron, and no one would be the wiser.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ITS EYES???"

"Uh, she has her father's eyes."

she is a deadringer for katie but where do the blue eyes come from? katie? tom?

Actually, the blue eyes could come from both of them, because that's a recessive trait.

let us hope she gets Katie's height....though I am not sure about whose acting chops she should have. Hmmmmm

Poor thing, looks like she'll have Tom's nose.

She is cute beyond words. She is definately prettier than the Chosen One.

Still hard to believe a man married twice, with adopted children, all of a sudden has his own biological spawn.

If she ends up with his nose, I will believe it.

What, the mysterious 11 month beach ball pregnancy is now suddenly accepted as biological fact? Nobody ever said she wouldn't look like Katie - people just wondered if she'd look like Chris Klein.

Unless I someday see a photo of that baby emerging from Katie's vagina with a dated newspaper from the day wedged underneath her as proof, I refuse to believe the whole thing went down as they said it did.

The sheer coincidence of sharing a birth date with Post Partum Blues Queen Brooke Shield's baby is just too hinky.

Seriously, Molly, this just doesn't sound right.

Of course she's got the mother's genes. But what about the father? Until she starts jumping on couches in her tighty whitey's, I say the father is an anonymous sperm donor with Cruise's genetic traits...

You might want to start looking around for Scientology Ninjas slipping brainwashing chemicals into your Grey Goose..

Of course, it is Cinco de Mayo and I'm already partying, so take all this with a grain.

Viva La Raza!!

gawd, it must suck being TomKat's friends, because you know the inevitable Amway/Scientologist pitch is always around the corner...

All I know is, in all her photos for a while [Katie] looked totally bloated, retaining water all over (face, arms fingers etc) in photos. That is hard to fake. That looked like REAL pregnancy.

THEN, we didn't see her for a while (2-3 weeks? Can't remember now.) and all of the sudden her face looked non-pregnant, no bloat, she looked all pretty and un-pregnant in the face. AND she also had this bizzaro shaped stomach all of the sudden - it looked like a freakin' inflatable ball or some crap stuffed down her shirt. AND if moved all around on the same day.

When I've been pregnant that end of pregnancy bloat has never disappeared until AFTER I gave birth (not for any of my friends either).

I still need a DNA test to confirm that child is Tom's...because she looks like her MAMA!!!

But then....

Her Mama looks like her Daddy...

So...nevermind...

The thing is, Jerry Seinfeld has dabbled in Scientology before. He fully admits it. And you know how much money he has that they would love to get their hands on...

That kid is too old to still have a bottle.

I've always thought she looks older than they claim she is--and she certainly looks too old to still have a bottle.

Wait, is it the light in this recent photo, because what happened to the jet black hair Suri had on the Vanity Fair Cover.

Hair goes darker as we age, not the other way around. The mysteries never end. :o)

@applejuice:
That was always the most obvious clue to this whole fake fucking pregnancy, but nobody every mentions it.

This tyke is a borrowed, shovel-faced Korean adoptee wearing contact lenses.

I assure you Teeny Tom had NOTHING to do with any pregnancy any woman in any lifetime would have endured....especially poor twit Holmes, who was undoubtedly drugged and spent her 'pregnancy' living in the basement of The Teeny One's Colorado mansion, living on Cheez-Whiz and Tofutti's slipped to her as she soiled herself while sleeping on broken-down mattress boxes.

Teeny Tom and his BFF MissCabbage meanwhile were having swordfights in the den of Stately Cruise Manor.

Give me a fucking break already on these misfit creeps and their unlikely 'child.'

And where in the heck is Teeny Tom's "Valkyrie" turdfest ?