Is she holding out her hand for more Xanax? Another $10 million check to continue this charade?

Only Nicole knows for sure and she ain't talking!

Wow, Britney looks more and more sane everyday.

"Why yes, the curtains DO match the drapes. And also the pants and the pantyhose."

(P.S. My best friend has been referring to Mrs. Cruise as "Dead-Eyed Katie Holmes" for almost a decade).

@icallthebigonebitey: Curtains ARE drapes. The CARPET matches the drapes (or curtains.)

Do you think Tom Cruise is having a competition with his own stature? The stumpy-poly-cotton-blend-squatty-old-man-pants competition? Cause he's winning.

Dear deluded Tom, too little, too late.

@CourageousCoward:

HAHAHAHA. Oh God. With my advanced age, the fingers are often faster than the mind. And I'm a geh to boot, so double shame. Please revoke my Snark License immediately.

"I, Charlton Heston, being of sound body and mind, hereby bequeath my wardrobe to Thomas Cruise Mapother IV aka Tom Cruise..."

was the tilda swinton character in Michael Clayton based on some version of katie holmes. she makes my hair stand on end.

I might believe it if they held hands normally, like a couple. Katie always has her palm upwards and Tom grabs it in a vice-like death grip. It's like some kind of mind-numbing acupressure maneuver or something.

she's gotta be tired of wearing a strap-on.