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Katie Holmes's Weird Sonogram Issues, And Other Tom & Oprah Highlights

· Still want more OT (Oprah/Tom)? We've compiled the interview's best moments. And yes, he addresses the indoctrination video you watched here. Verdict? Oprah: Asked the tough questions. Tom: Depressed. [Oprah.com]
· Yikes. We'd hate to see what Kanye would have written if EW had given his tour a B-minus. [kanyeuniversecity.com via Idolator]
· Now you can linger over assistant Jonathan's lovingly collaged FRIENDS 4 EVA!!! farewell poster for Jack Donaghy from last night's 30 Rock. [Videogum]
· It's time for accused Uma-stalker Jack "Tee-Hee" Jordan to have his say: He's humiliated! (Now that we think of it, Tee-Hee is the greatest nickname ever. Dibs!) [Reuters]
· "Hey, Gary! Good weekend? What?!" [People]
· The assault charges against Rod Stewart's retarded son have been dropped. [AP]
· Angelyne has the developers of the W Hotel over a barrel. Attagirl! [LAT]

6:10 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Seth
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hughman at 06:37 PM on 05/02/08
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1, does he say he's in love with Matt Lauer?

2. they went to a hospital for a "pregnancy test"? can't you buy those at Rite-Aid?
cinerama at 11:08 PM on 05/02/08
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I'm so glad Scientology honors other religions.

Too bad Hubbard's Scientology documents call Christ a child molester.
EuroDad at 12:19 PM on 05/03/08
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get over yourself Kanye
FlangeSqueal at 01:29 PM on 05/04/08
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Teeny Tom sez they went in the middle of the friggin' night to get a pregnancy test. I guess the improbability of the whole situation (Virgin Birth) even perplexed the Little Dyslexic One.

And didn't anyone else register that Teeny sez the purloined video was from an 'awards ceremony' honoring HIM for "global literacy"!

Does he forget that he CAN'T READ TO THIS DAY ?!

Totally BatShit crazy.
NotReadyForPrimeTime at 05:56 PM on 05/04/08
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@FlangeSqueal:

Too bad they didn't get into the birth itself. Katie claims that Tom had the room at St. John's filled with candles. Only problem is, you aren't allowed to have lit candles in a hospital room.

The entire pregnancy and birth is so fishy, I don't believe any of it. I don't think Katie was ever pregnant. I think they got Suri from some poor Sea Org couple.
westie1984 at 05:25 AM on 05/05/08
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In other 30 Rock news - [fashionintelligentsia.wordpress.com]

(Fey or Diaz?)
kahri at 10:39 AM on 05/05/08
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Crazy person trying to justify crazy behavior with more crazy behavior.
FlangeSqueal at 01:39 PM on 05/05/08
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@NotReadyForPrimeTime:

As I have said time and time again, "Soo-ree" is Sanskrit for "improbable shovel-faced Korean adoptee sitting in for impossible 'child' of kweer 'father'."
NotReadyForPrimeTime at 02:08 PM on 05/05/08
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@FlangeSqueal:

Your guess is not implausible. You should see some of the stuff we come up with at FreeKatie.
NotReadyForPrimeTime at 02:13 PM on 05/05/08
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I love the way you have this interview cut down into short segments. I would love to see Defamer inter-cut Tom's back-pedalling comments about psychiatry with his "go to guns" speech at that Scientology ceremony where he says that mental health professionals should be jailed or killed.

That would be fun.
HappyBlues at 06:53 PM on 05/05/08
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So let's see here...
It would appear as though Oprah has absolved Tom.
Does that make anyone else nervous as to the deity she kneels to?