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Cameron Diaz And Lake Bell Square Off In Epic Battle Of The Hemlines

You know what they say about hemlines and recessions? Well look no further than What Happens In Vegas co-stars Cameron Diaz and Lake Bell for optimism. At last night's premiere of their comedy, the two actresses seemed to be playing a game of Anything You Can Wear I Can Wear Shorter, alongside somber co-star Ashton Kutcher, who seemed to be playing a game of You Were Right, Demi. Without You I'm Boring And Cannot Dress Myself. Between the grieving Diaz and the toothy Bell, see who revealed more gam and why we're happy they did, after the jump.

Yes, thankfully, the athletically impressive thighs of Lake were more fully on display than those of Diaz, though the actress, making her first red carpet appearance since the passing of her father Emilio. Cameron wore one of her trademark skin-tight dresses, one that gave Gwyneth a run for her money in the clavicle flash arena. But more importantly, why so blue Ashton? And where is Mrs. Kutcher? Haven't you accompanied her and her brood to each and every single one of her flop premieres over the last few years? And she couldn't be bothered to support you at what may turn out to be a quasi-successful rom-com? Maybe ever since Bruce Willis got that manly penis piercing, Kutcher's just feeling a little impish?

[Photo credits: Getty Images]

SMILING CAMERON DIAZ MAKES EMOTIONAL RETURN TO THE RED CARPET IN A MINI-DRESS [Daily Mail]

9:30 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Molly Friedman
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Juancho at 09:49 AM on 05/02/08
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Want to get an idea of how far Cameron Diaz's star has fallen? Not only is she starring in a movie with Ashton Kutcher, but he gets top billing.
Benovite at 09:57 AM on 05/02/08
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Isn't this movie super old now & available on DVD?
Benovite at 10:00 AM on 05/02/08
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And who's the She-Hulk in the foil dress? That open-leg stance is bizarre and she's creeping me the fuck out!
hummingpenguin at 10:06 AM on 05/02/08
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i'm a little confused as to why we need lake bell when we already have amanda peet? those two at a kate beckingsale/rhona mitra level of interchangeability.
Miss Anne Thrope at 10:32 AM on 05/02/08
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Ashton's the most feminine of the three.
BlackladyfromNetwork at 10:38 AM on 05/02/08
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Oh, and I was there, and the movie sucks taint like a gay porn fluffer.
hummingpenguin at 10:41 AM on 05/02/08
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@hummingpenguin: ARE at, such as.
Juancho at 11:03 AM on 05/02/08
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@hummingpenguin: Add Evangeline Lilly to the mix, if she were more visible.
Lulamaybelle at 11:49 AM on 05/02/08
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@Benovite: "She's a MAN baby!"
Desk_hack at 12:18 PM on 05/02/08
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Watch it, Lake. If those hemlines get any shorter, we'll be able to see the man bits.
maggiesfarmer at 12:32 PM on 05/02/08
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Lake Bell and Crispin Glover, separated at birth...
chijen at 12:34 PM on 05/02/08
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Who the hell is Lake Bell? Besides someone with two nouns for a name?

Isn't that the red dress Tina Fey was wearing on 30 Rock last night? Only way shorter?
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Benovite at 01:43 PM on 05/02/08
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@Lulamaybelle: lol more man than Ashton me thinks.
Miss Anne Thrope at 02:03 PM on 05/02/08
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@chijen: That's exactly what I was thinking! About the nouns.
Crazydogggz at 04:51 PM on 05/02/08
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Wow, I knew Bell Labs had a shitload of spinoffs but I had no idea they could fit an entire Baby Bell into some sort of high-heeled aquatic-themed cyborg.