Defamer
An overzealous movie executive loudly and boldly proclaimed that Academy Award winning Twitterer Diablo Cody would get a tattoo of his name on her arm after just one night with him. The executive said it's a sure thing, kinda like greenlighting a script put together from scraps of paper found in Judd Apatow's recycle bin. The executive said, "She might be an extremely in demand and popular writer, but she's a stripper at heart. And you know what they say about strippers, right? Once a stripper, always a stripper! BOOOSSSSH!" Then the executive proceed to bump elbows with the nearest man.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images]
Comments
Disheveled hair + 5 O'clock shadow + clothes bought off the rack two-sizes-too-big + greasy complexion = overzealous movie executive?! Wow, it's easier than I thought to achieve the American Dream!
You know, if Gerard Depardieu and Sylvester Stallone had a kid together...
I'd like to see that guy and Rachael Ray's husband wrestle in canola oil.
Wait, I mean, I don't want to see that.
@Magnakai Haaskivi: it would still be less overhyped than Diablo Cody.
i think he's just pointing out the terrible cover-up her tattoo artist did
Nice wig.
Start a discussion:
Login with your username and password below. Or comment on this post via email.
Forgot your username or password? New User?