Uma Thurman's 'Happy Stalked Actress Day' Card: A Defamer Recreation

After reading the vivid description of a greeting card plucked from the "Friendship - Stalked Actress" section of his local Hallmark store and presented by noted creep Jack Jordan to Uma Thurman on the steps of her My Super Ex-Girlfriend trailer, all we wanted was to catch a glimpse of the heavily-doodled correspondence. Sadly, none seemed to exist. No matter: We simply asked the talented team over at Defamer's Evidence-Recreation Dept. to whip us up this stunning facsimile, based upon Thurman's detailed testimony. We think you'll find it a satisfactory approximation of the original, down to the last ACME razor blade and "tee-hee."

Uma Thurman's Stalker Wooed Her With Doodled Harbingers Of Stick-Figure Doom [Defamer]

4:42 PM on Thu May 1 2008
By Seth
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VirusWithShoes at 05:56 PM on 05/01/08
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Connectedness Index: 833

Is it wrong to blow this up to poster size, hang it on your basement wall, and dance naked in front of it to a selection of Nina Simone records?

Just askin'.
MrRewrite at 06:43 PM on 05/01/08
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Uma gave a tremendous and wonderful interview to Terry Gross on Fresh Air recently, so I say 'she rocks' whatever happens. Go Uma, Kill Bill! Loved No. 1, No. 2 not so much.
NoWireHangers at 06:54 PM on 05/01/08
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I like my razorblades rendered in Microsoft Paint, and that's why I come to Defamer for my Entertainment news.
RonMwangaguhunga at 07:51 AM on 05/02/08
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Although it doesn't justify the costs: at least one person was excited about My Super Ex-Girlfriend.
SanFranBetsu at 08:34 AM on 05/02/08
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@RonMwangaguhunga:Eddie Izzard was the best thing about that movie. That stalker doesn't know squat.