Defamer
Of the many coastal wellness centers catering to Hollywood's well-monied, well-coke-dealered set, perhaps none swaths its patients in luxury like Renaissance Malibu ("Where currency is for spending, not rolling into little straws."™). The facility—which counts the likes of Daniel Baldwin among its celebrity failures—is now up for sale: a 14,000-square-foot mansion in the neo-Virginia-tobacco-plantation style that's so much in vogue, sitting on an expansive lot of prime Malibu property. (A virtual tour comes courtesy of Radar.) The price? A mere $23.75 million, a piddling sum in exchange for the thrill of living out your wildest Richie Rich rehab fantasies. (Group therapy counsellor Irona not included.)
- Malibu's $23.75M House of Detox [Radar]
Comments
OK, those Radar captions are hilarious.
This place looks lovely. I've thought about becoming a drug addict, but I just don't have the attention span.
@heidiho: Oh heidiho, just pick up your straw and snort!
VERY 'Hotel California'.
Pretty extensive comment forum on this listing on Curbed LA...
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It would make a lovely Casino.
Somewhere, Michael Jackson is drooling and asking a friendly Duabian for a small loan.......
Can you take pets? My cats are stuffed to the brim with drugs and chocolate.
I can drop 24 mil to look like I'm sitting on a set at the Trinity Broadcast Network????
Pass.
This house makes me want to do drugs...oh...I get it...
"Why, I declare!, is that Rhett Butler picturing me without my skivies?"
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