Once saying "laughingly that her husband's (Rob) cockrings were broken," allegedly showing them to Boyce.

You know whats awesome about knowing that Rob Lowe may or may not have a cockring?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Sheryl Lowe = [www.rainbowhistory.org]

Aw, these two give me hope that we all have a soul mate out there, somewhere.

Other allegations include:

- Asking Boyce how to properly wash a penis.

- Telling Boyce that she would like to wash her boyfriends penis.

- Demanding that Boyce wash her boyfriends penis with Sheryl's saliva.

- Forcing Boyce to establish a new business called "Cocky" that's based on the concept of professionally washing peni.

They need to oder their Nannies from IWannaBeaPornStar.Com.

Where's Mary Poppins when we need her?

@Whiteboyfunfark: marry poppins... pop-in's, get it?

Ok, I'll clean up my language. Am I the only one who remembers a democratic convention, a video camera, an underage girl, and her girlfriend whom she shared with her dad? None of this surprises me!

@SanFranBetsu: Let's leave the Kennedys out of this.

@SanFranBetsu: ..girlfriend whom she shared with her dad?

I remember the videotape, the underage girl, and the videotape...but I don't remember that!! Please elaborate.

@jackass penguin: This was a filmed threesome. Kimmy was underage and living with her father. The other woman was his 'girlfriend' who was also Kimmy's 'girlfriend'. It was this older woman who got Kimmy into a bar that night where they met Lowe. It was the 1988 (?) democratic convention in New Orleans, if memory serves. Hurt his career. Nobody went to jail.

wasn't sheryl once engaged to emilio estevez for, like, a second? why doesn't she take care of her own kids and clean her own house? she looks like she needs some excercise, to say the least.

Penis-talk leads no where, except to train-wreck-ville. As if we need a reminder that Rob's brother still needs a job since Swank fired him as her husband.

@SanFranBetsu: Now, I thought the threesome was with Judd Nelson and that it was the Atlanta convention, but I could be wrong.

Nonetheless, if memory serves, nobody went to jail because the underage girl misrepresented herself and she's the one who made the videotape, so obviously she was plotting something.

@Magister: I stand corrected, I was pretty high in the eighties, but NO one wants to have a threesome with Judd Nelson, it's not like he's a chick magnet. Atlanta? Yea that's right. But it was still two chicks. And, yes, Kimmy was complicit in the scheme, but that doesn't change the fact she was underage. I'm just saying, these days it would have all gone differently.

@SanFranBetsu:

Ewwwwww!! I almost wish you hadn't told me, sheesh. :)

If memory serves you're correct, no one went to jail...unless you consider dancing with Snow White on the Oscars punitive.

So how terrible is it that no matter how perverted this story gets I still daydream about being sexually harrassed by Rob Lowe?