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More Trailer Leakage: Indy's Back! (Again.)

· We continue with today's theme of leaked, bootlegged trailers of the summer's most anticipated blockbusters with the new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, set to premiere before screenings of Iron Man this Friday. Dare we say, it's a vast improvement over the first. Indy's back, everyone! No, seriously. Indy's back—it just gave out on him. Medic! [indianajones.com]
· Is "closet chef" Jake Gyllenhaal planning on opening his own restaurant before he turns 30? Sign us up for one Dreamy-Eyed Tasting Menu with Naggy Girlfriend Wine Flight! [Big Hospitality]
· Good news: Roger Waters's pig has been found! Bad news: In pieces. Good news: Bacon for everyone! Bad news: It tastes like polyurethane. [MyDesert.com]
· Is Transformers 2 about to get a much-needed injection of menstrual-blood humor? One can only hope. [Cinematical]
· Hey—dogs into unicorns! [Archie McPhee]
· Oops...We almost forgot to salute our man Will Leitch over at Deadspin, who on HBO's Costas Now last night withstood a spittle-storm of invective from Buzz Bissinger, author of Friday Night Lights and owner of a rocking set of he-breasts. [Deadspin]

6:00 PM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Seth
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TheStarterWife at 06:15 PM on 04/30/08
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Bah. Still. Don't. Care. About. Indy.

/off to lick my Episodes I, II, and III wounds.
nojo at 06:36 PM on 04/30/08
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When Unicorns appear, original Giant GrazerHeads can't be far behind.
Glass_Family at 10:10 PM on 04/30/08
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Long as you talk about Bissinger's tits and not Rich Garces'
Greg Johnson at 06:58 AM on 05/01/08
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I heard Indy's fighting aliens in this new flick. Is that true? Is it in that trailer? Do they look like the ones from Signs? Have I been living under a rock?
Little Mintz Sunshine at 09:11 AM on 05/01/08
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@Greg Johnson: I don't think I'm spoiling anything here by saying "no" to the aliens. Think gruff but lovable talking polar bears and adorable, irascible penguins.
CrankYank at 09:49 AM on 05/01/08
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Glad Jake's getting into the celebrity restaurant business. I've always enjoyed Tara Reid's Jello Shots and Funyuns Cafe.
Benny at 12:45 PM on 05/01/08
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The Jonah Hill thing is weird. I was told months ago he turned the part down cos he didn't want to play second fiddle to Shia. Why Jonah Hill would think his career prospects could ever extend beyond second fiddle status was not explained to me.

I'd be curious to find out why he changed his mind, especially as they've spent the time since splitting his role into two even smaller parts and more and more people are turning it down.
jackass penguin at 02:57 PM on 05/01/08
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I know he's old, I know it's fanboy fiction and I don't care. Indy, Indy, Indy!! Whoo Hoo!! Even if it sucks, a bad Spielberg film is better than most of the crap laid down on celluloid these days.