Reichen Lehmkuhl, the square-jawed former U.S. Air Force recruit who found a measure of fame winning Amazing Race and later as Lance Bass's boyfriend, may at first glance seem to have it all: the calendars, the flight-themed, gay-man's jewelry collections, the underwear- model- search- winning boyfriend...Oops, not so fast, as a recent update to his MySpace page (the first place fans go to be informed of any major changes in his seemingly doomed personal life) suggests that yet again, all is not what it appears in a perfect universe filled with depilated abs and seam-compromised Speedo baskets. From PinkIsTheNewBlog.com:

Reichen has just updated his My Space profile so that his headline reads, "You Shady Lying Sack of Shit. You're BEYOND Gross. What an Idiot I Have Been!"

Reichen also posted a new blog to his My Space profile entitled Dating Tips for Hollywood:
"Tuesday, April 29, 2008 — Dating Tips for Hollywood

Never believe them when they say they're in love with you.

Never believe them when they tell you where their heart is.

Never believe them when they say they're only going to sleep with you, especially when there is a social climbing opportunity in front of them.

Never underestimate their need for celebrity, money, and fame.

Never believe you can fix it by being true or nice.

Never EVER believe love is more important to them than anything Hollywood.

Don't date in Hollywood. Realize that for them, it's all BUSINESS."

Words to live by, though we got a little bit tripped up on dating tip #3, "Never believe them when they say they're only going to sleep with you, especially when there is a social climbing opportunity in front of them." We find this confusing on so many levels. If your companion is honest enough to admit that their only intention is to bone you—whether for social-climbing reasons or simply because they "heard from a friend of a friend of Neil Patrick Harris that you fuck like a feisty piranha"—isn't that level of forthrightness something that should be celebrated? After all, successful relationships, regardless of how short-lived, are really all about keeping avenues of communication wide open.

OH NO! Ry-Chen Dunzo?! [trent.blogspot.com]

4:25 PM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Seth
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REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION at 04:35 PM on 04/30/08
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What kind of gay man whines about faux love and seemingly finds fault with sex-for-the-sake-of-sex? Even Lance Bass knew enough to kick this guy to the curb.
Nomi Malone at 04:36 PM on 04/30/08
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bottoms are so bitchy.
NoGrumpys at 04:46 PM on 04/30/08
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...or can suck the leaves off a branch like a famished panda
NoWireHangers at 04:48 PM on 04/30/08
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Sounds like somebody got the clap.
emberglance at 04:54 PM on 04/30/08
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German. He means sleep with you only...
Whiteboyfunfark at 05:11 PM on 04/30/08
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Bitter, party of one? Your table is ready...
icallthebigonebitey at 05:12 PM on 04/30/08
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Isn't she a little old for this nonsense--what is she, 34,35?

I mean, what's next, are Riechen and her gal pals gonna kidnap the guy, lock him up in his mother's house, slap him around (while filming it) and then post the results on YouTube?

Cause that's where this is headed.
nojo at 05:39 PM on 04/30/08
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Connectedness Index: 62

Never underestimate their need for celebrity, money, and fame.

Words to live by. And how do we know who Reichen Lehmkuhl is, again?
tonilost at 06:01 PM on 04/30/08
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But he is so frigin hot, I dont care about his lame personality.
CatherineTrammell at 06:14 PM on 04/30/08
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Big words from a man who fucked a kid on THE REAL WORLD while he was in a relationship with Lance Bass.
major disaster at 06:21 PM on 04/30/08
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I wonder if the intended meaning of #3 was actually "Never believe them when they say they're going to sleep with only you." That would make a lot more sense, both with respect to the dynamics of Hollywood romance, and the expected inability of a has-been reality star to understand proper adverb placement.
hughman at 06:23 PM on 04/30/08
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Advice to Lance Bass - read these rules then go back in time to before you met Reichen
whitekidinflatbush at 10:41 PM on 04/30/08
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*sigh* In his own, very very odd, subculture, he's on an A-list. In the real world, he's another Hollywood gay guy with a great body. Effie, we've all got pain.
whitekidinflatbush at 10:42 PM on 04/30/08
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@whitekidinflatbush: Do you even KNOW how to correctly use a comma? Jesus.
Trai_Dep at 12:30 AM on 05/01/08
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It's really tacky to re-use the note your ex left before booting you for being a cheating, social-climbing man-whore.
I think Reichen owes Lance residuals.
Crazydogggz at 03:15 AM on 05/01/08
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Chip must be doing his payback-is-a-bitch dance right about now.
NoGrumpys at 11:46 AM on 05/01/08
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remember when you had to pass notes in class and write this stuff on bathroom walls. MySpace and Facebook is the BEST
Oxytone at 10:45 PM on 05/01/08
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Poor, poor Reichen, it must be hard for him to have his shit shoved back in his face.

I love how self deluded he is to think he's not "Answer D: All of the above" as Digital Underground put it so eloquently.
pillowface at 10:51 AM on 05/02/08
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reichen was my geometry teacher in high school. he would always offer the boys the opportunity to go to "flight school" and on halloween he came dressed in Tom Cruise's real costume from "Interview with the Vampire". he backed out of his contract to appear on the amazing race, leaving the administration to scramble to hire a new professor in the last months of school. what a dipshit