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Rumored Tape Shows Angelina Jolie Snorting Heroin: 'Wow, This Is Really Good Smack'

Angelina Jolie has come a long way from her blood vial-carrying, lesbian sex-dabbling days as Hollywood's resident bad girl, but the potential release of a tape showing Jolie snorting and smoking heroin may do some serious damage to the soon-to-be mother of six's new reputation as a much hotter version of Mother Teresa. While Jolie has openly admitted to using all kinds of drugs in her past, her alleged comments and behavior shown on the tape in question may overshadow all those Yes I've Done Drugs But Drugs Are Bad comments she's made since:

The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, "Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that's been stepped on."

More details on when the tape was reportedly filmed and the potential sale after the jump.

Of course, we're unfortunately obligated to put a muzzle on all the excitement by noting that the news source reporting the tape's existence is none other than The National Enquirer. But as our father always told us, those supermarket tabs are the only ones worth trusting. Why? They pay for things! Just like they're allegedly considering paying $70,000 to the owner of the tape for the exclusive. As an Enquirer source claims, "It appears to be from the 1990s, right before Angelina - then in her 20s - was breaking out in films like Gia and Girl, Interrupted." And even though watching people do heroin on camera generally makes us cringe, we admit we'd take screen shots of Jolie ride the white horse over Pete Doherty feeding kittens crack or Amy Winehouse snorting cocaine mid-performance any day.

ALLEGED ANGELINA JOLIE 'DRUG TAPE'? [Starpulse]

2:05 PM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Molly Friedman
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McCheeburger at 02:13 PM on 04/30/08
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Nit: Mother Teresa.

I find this news utterly shocking!

/extreme sarcasm
CourageousCoward at 02:17 PM on 04/30/08
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What's more shocking is Mother Theresa admitting she occasionally doubted the existence of God.
freakalina at 02:23 PM on 04/30/08
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No one is hotter than Mother Theresa. That bitch was fierce!
miss_msry at 02:26 PM on 04/30/08
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Gia, is that you?
ArtfulSlinger at 02:27 PM on 04/30/08
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Isn't it NOT NEWS though when the events took place over 10 years ago and we all knew about it anyways? What are we going to learn next? Robert Downey Jr. used to have a drug problem? A sex tape of Charlie Sheen and four hookers exists? John Travolta is gay? Well actually I would love and at the same time get nightmares if there was a Travolta sex tape out there.
famousauthor at 02:28 PM on 04/30/08
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I told you she's Ayn Rand's granddaughter, so this should not surprise you.
Priam at 02:32 PM on 04/30/08
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Wow, Jolie is a connoisseur of herion. Interesting.
bonniegrrl at 02:33 PM on 04/30/08
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*yawn*
Get back to me when the tape leaks of her playing the "Star Wars" theme on trumpet while wearing a Spandex unitard.
VirusWithShoes at 02:34 PM on 04/30/08
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Is that her heroin-face in that photo?
VirusWithShoes at 02:39 PM on 04/30/08
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@bonniegrrl: I'd settle for the opening bars of "The Raiders March" on a mini-Moog wearing sweatpants.

But I'm easy like that.
sundaeg1rl at 02:41 PM on 04/30/08
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@VirusWithShoes: Well, not far off, seeing as it's a clip from Gia...
VirusWithShoes at 02:48 PM on 04/30/08
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@sundaeg1rl: Is that the one in which she wears the little slippers?

I love those little slippers. They don't hurt as much when they're thrown at high speed towards your unsuspecting head at breakfast.
VirusWithShoes at 02:54 PM on 04/30/08
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@sundaeg1rl: Upon reflection, I think the little slippers were from "Girl, Interrupted".

Little slippers!
bess marvin, girl... at 02:56 PM on 04/30/08
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well she had admitted to all this stuff, so how will this soil her new reputation?
8Millionth at 03:00 PM on 04/30/08
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That she's currently in France is absolument coïncidence
Koreanish at 03:21 PM on 04/30/08
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Already this only makes me love her more.
moondawg9 at 03:27 PM on 04/30/08
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Are we headed for a future where EVERYTHING will be on tape? (Or digital data)

Now that Cell Phones have cameras, nobody is gonna get away with NOTHING!

Watching this next generation of stars fuck up on camera is going to be a treat, indeed . . .

Me? I do my Heroin locked in my bathroom, like any decent human being should.
LoveHandles at 03:29 PM on 04/30/08
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This posting makes me crave heroin. And Angelina Jolie.
VirusWithShoes at 03:35 PM on 04/30/08
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@moondawg9: Oh, I know. That's why I wash in the bottom of a closet with all the lights turned off, my broadband disconnected, and my TV turned up full and tuned to white noise.

I'm not famous or anything - but I would be, if people could see me clean my terrified body.
Mark Graham at 03:44 PM on 04/30/08
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@Artful Slinger: It's not news that she did drugs. But if video exists of her doing drugs? That's certainly news. Although I would wager that a fair number of Defamer commenters have dabbled in recreational drugs, the fact remains that drugs are still a mysterious taboo to the majority of Americans. Watching an A-Lister snort heroin would do just as much traffic (if not more) than any celebrity sex tape, mainly b/c of the curiousity factor.
lizzybennet at 03:59 PM on 04/30/08
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@freakalina:
T-E-R-E-S-A.
sorry to nitpick, but the woman left a cush life as a socialite to drag lepers out of the gutter, bathe, feed, and talk to them. She deserves that her name be spelled right. Even if she was Catholic (gasp! Ahhhh! ) and served the Pope (Horror! horror!) and all.
the Librarian at 04:13 PM on 04/30/08
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She's always bragged about loving the H in her "bad girl" phase.
hhpeterson13 at 04:14 PM on 04/30/08
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Just think, commenters, if this tape is real, and we all see it, she may not be able to adopt any more kiddies. This could indeed be the best thing that's ever happened to us!
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_At... at 04:29 PM on 04/30/08
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@lizzybennet:

Too bad she wasn't spending more time pulling Alter Boys out from under the curtains away from the priests...
PierceBabania at 04:38 PM on 04/30/08
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Mother Teresa was a socialite? Thats funny, I didn't know that. my name is teresa too, though I wasn't named after her. About Jolie doing drugs. And being filmed. That was the only thing that was stupid, being filmed. But she probably didn't know how famous she'd become. Anyways, the moral of the story is never let someone film you doing drugs. oh and stay away from smack. -MOther teresa
niterunner at 04:52 PM on 04/30/08
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Angie and I once did heroin together, or so i thought. As I was coming down from the high i realized i was just watching Gia alone.
Trixie from Toronto at 04:57 PM on 04/30/08
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The rumour about her and Billy Bob was always, always that they were bad heroin addicts. This is why I've always had a sneaking suspicion that this whole "Mother Teresa" thing has been more about repairing her image and her certain knowledge that one day the drug abuse past would be revealed.

I also believe the rumour that when she was sickly skinny last year with Brad that she was using again.

Basically, I think she's a fraud. And oh how I long for that custody battle -- it's going to be a beauty!
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_At... at 05:06 PM on 04/30/08
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@Trixie from Toronto:

I'm with you Trixie.

It saddens me to no end how much of this world mistakes her being Bi-Polar as grounds for becoming a UN Dignitary.
freakalina at 05:06 PM on 04/30/08
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@lizzybennet:

Gah! Good catch.

I hate it when my desire to comment quickly overrides my ability to NOT look like a knob in print.
freakalina at 05:08 PM on 04/30/08
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@hhpeterson13:
Doubtful, since she's been open about her past drug use it wouldn't make a bit of difference whether there was a tape or not.
Trixie from Toronto at 05:22 PM on 04/30/08
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@freakalina: It's one thing to say you've done drugs. It's another thing for all of America to watch ET as you snort heroin up your nostrils. The impact on her career could be huge.
Wendy_Kroy at 05:25 PM on 04/30/08
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I'm waiting for the mash-up of this tape with the Jimi Hendrix sex tape. Electric Ladyland indeed.
sundaeg1rl at 05:44 PM on 04/30/08
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You know what would be more shocking than this video? Amy Winehouse in a Laura Ashley dress (long sleeves, naturally) and straw bonnet taking tea at the Ritz with her granny. Now THAT would be a fun scoop!
Calraigh at 06:37 PM on 04/30/08
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TEN THOUSAND views?!!Seriously??
That's literally 10,000 people(ok, less of the drama,but y'know what I mean)all having a gawk(ahaahahahaaha!!!)at what they already knew.Are we bored or are we bored...

Actually, scratch all that.If this tape exists I'll be so happy.I want her to fall down so badly.I'm horrible I know but god anonymity is bliss..
Kickstartheart at 06:54 PM on 04/30/08
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@Calraigh: Seriously, I'd like to see her demise too. I just don't think she deserves to be worshiped the way she is. Sure, she's famous and all, but she's not that goddamn great.

The mother of six part made me laugh. I hope she has her kids taken away.
McKneepads at 07:41 PM on 04/30/08
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Doesn't anyone remember the early/mid 90s? Everyone I knew tried a little bit or a lot of H.
jasonelias at 08:59 PM on 04/30/08
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Angelina Jolie on tape doing drugs. Now I'll be stunned and or a monkey uncle when I see that file footage.

How far does it go back to. The set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith or even further back when she did that two episode stint on Love Boat. So young, so talented.

OT: As for the pic of Jolie as Gia, that role was a major pet peeve. She didn't look a thing like her.
ArtfulSlinger at 09:45 PM on 04/30/08
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@Trixie from Toronto: Yeah. I can't stand her either, but once you a druggie every time you lose a pound people think you are on smack again.
I always hated that she was "celebrated" as an a actress for playing a drugged up nympho crazy bitch, b/c that was pretty much her real life.

And anyone who fucking marries a dude WHILE HE LIVES WITH HIS VERY PUBLIC FIANCEE is a douchebag in my book. Not sure though that the tape will ever see the light of day and if it does what it will actually do.
Little Mintz Sunshine at 09:49 PM on 04/30/08
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Wait...people actually step on heroin? Like with their bare feet or dirty shoes? The more you know...
Trai_Dep at 12:37 AM on 05/01/08
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@Mark Graham: "Although I would wager that a fair number of Defamer commenters have dabbled in recreational drugs..."
Dabbled?!
raincoaster at 02:13 AM on 05/01/08
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@bonniegrrl: With her mouth? In the post-Pulitzer Divorce era, you need to be more specific.
Lala11_7 at 05:52 AM on 05/01/08
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Angie shooting smack...

THAT'S THE JOLIE I KNOW AND LOVE!!!
Calraigh at 08:10 AM on 05/01/08
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@Kickstartheart: Well, I don't hope she loses he kids, hang on a minute.The poor things are gonna grow up with severe insecurity complexes and craving affection enough as it is..

But god how I'm sick of her portrayal as having some sort of divine light.She had a nose job.She's an average actress with a seductress schtick.And I think Brad Pitt is the most boring man on the planet.
But she's earning the big bucks so what th hell do I know.
It'll be interesting to see if she can cut the mustard in Eastwood's 'The Changeling', which, believe it or not, will be only the 2nd leading dramatic part in a high profile film she's ever had in her career.
Everybody's delusional.
Trixie from Toronto at 09:19 AM on 05/01/08
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@Calraigh: She's like the Anna Kournikova of the movie world. Famous for being hot and racy, not for much else except that fluke Oscar win for Girl Interrupted.

I thought she was terrible in A Mighty Heart. I could barely watch it, she was so hammy.
SanFranBetsu at 10:35 AM on 05/01/08
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@famousauthor: I'm feeling slow this morning; is that for real?
SanFranBetsu at 10:36 AM on 05/01/08
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@Trixie from Toronto: Oi! Daniel Pearl deserved better!
PaisleyPajamas at 11:03 AM on 05/01/08
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@Trixie from Toronto: Peeeerfect comparison, Trix.

If she and BBT were letting the dragon climb on their backs together that EXPLAINS her slumming with him. Very Amy Winehouse in that facet of her life.
famousauthor at 03:29 PM on 05/01/08
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@SanFranBetsu: If enough people believe it, it is. Until they do the DNA test...
Calraigh at 03:36 PM on 05/01/08
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@Trixie from Toronto: I'm so with you on that.I could barely watch 'A Mighty Heart' and I only stuck with it so I couold comprehensively comment on how bad and ridiculously pretentious it was.It made me hate everybody involved.It made me think Daniel Pearl was a self-centred, overly self-involved individual with a trophy wife who had lots of money and looked good while typing furiously on laptops about nothing at all.I found the casting of Jolie offensive first off, and then when I saw her in the movie with the ridiculous wig and the contacts it made me want to stab her to death.It was an exercise in self-gratification and a wannabee Oscar vehicle for Jolie.Michael Winterbottom should be ashamed of himself.As for her accent, all I could think was; was her mother REALLY french?And if so, the accent never rubbed off on her, like, at all?She sounded like she was in a Pink Panther movie.
I'm sorry for ranting but she brings out the misanthrope in me.
Oxytone at 11:46 PM on 05/03/08
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Let's not forget her greatest role as that of Acid Burn in the epic "Hackers".

I tire of Jolie. I swear that womans is building an army of adoptees to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist. Brad pitt also needs to take his tired ass home.
Road_Rash at 01:29 PM on 05/06/08
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Oh I dunno, I kind of see her as the Mia Farrow of my day kid-wise. While I tire of her do-gooder clap trap, at least she fucking does something about it, i.e. goes there, shows up, raises money, etc. Instead of the assholes like Paris Hilton who say they are going to do something and then sign autographed pics of themself in a bikini for african orphans. Angelina talks the talk but she also pretty much walks the walk.

Heroin 10 yrs ago?? Who gives a shit!! I sure don't.