Defamer
Frankly, we don't know what might have come between Oprah Winfrey and Rachael Ray, the easy-meal guru and multimedia mogul whose career she helped to launch. But there it is, plain as day, on the cover of the new issue of trusted celebrity news source National Enquirer: "YOU MAKE ME SICK!" Four little words that will change...everything. Obviously, there was no guaranteeing that all Harpo hatchlings would remain as loyal to their mentor as, say, a Nate Berkus, available round-the-clock to board an O-emblazoned helicopter whisking him off to solve 4 a.m. window-treatment crises in Santa Barbara. Even Dr. Phil, that unspeakably bald evil that Winfrey almost certainly wishes she could undo, maintains a level of civility with his Maker. But not that pistol Ray—her feisty Sicilian and Cajun ancestries rendering her even more ornery than a cankle-afflicted Kirstie Alley.
- nationalenquirer.com
- NATIONAL ENQUIRER: FACE-OFF BETWEEN OPRAH & RACHAEL RAY! [coverawards.com]
Comments
Someone alluded to the rift beginning with an inebriated Rachael Ray going on about Oprah Winfrey and "Beloved" years before the show.
It's just another lover's quarrel!
Maybe they'll end it just the way Gregory Peck & Jennifer Jones ended their lover's quarrel in "Duel In The Sun"!
Do you think Rachael ate something outta the HARPO fridge that had a post it note on it that read "Oprah's".
Thats what I'm going with anyways.
Shoot. I've hated Rachael Ray for years. Where's my National Enquirer cover story?
Well...
My respect for Ms. Ray just shot up about 1,000%!
I saw a snippet of RR show recently. They audience appaluded when she topped a dish of enchiladas with grated cheese. I thought the grated cheese must have come form some magical animal or perhaps Oprah's behind but no, twas Monteray Jack.
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