Defamer
· We think we have a worthy successor to the Star Wars Holiday Special for the most blasphemous use of the property, like, ever. That said, that Darth Banker's a hard-ass, isn't he? $49,000? But there's five large amounts still left in play—including the million! [Deal or No Deal]
· "Organizers of a major California music festival are offering a $10,000 reward and four festival tickets for life in exchange for ex-Pink Floyd frontman Roger Waters' two-story inflatable pig." [Reuters]
· David Blaine will try to break the 17-minute world record for breath holding on The Oprah Winfrey Show, which is fine and all, but it's no Criss Angel mindfreaking her brains out. [AP]
· Her new six-hour-a-day workout regimen sometimes requires that Britney Spears walk around the gym wearing nothing but a towel. [Daily Mail]
· Paramount takes a heavy swig of the Blu-Ray Kool-Aid (which, oddly enough, tastes like raspberry with a slightly bitter after-taste). [THR]
The Force Is Strong In This Nerd Screaming At Briefcases
· We think we have a worthy successor to the Star Wars Holiday Special for the most blasphemous use of the property, like, ever. That said, that Darth Banker's a hard-ass, isn't he? $49,000? But there's five large amounts still left in play—including the million! [
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6:00 PM on Tue Apr 29 2008
By Seth
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Paramount finally jumps into Blu-Ray by bringing us long-awaited first-tier titles like Bee Movie and Next?!?!
Why do I sense far too many execs on Melrose are still licking their HD DVD wounds?
UPDATE: according to the BBC, the pig's been found! HURRAY! [news.bbc.co.uk]
I agree, this particular use of Vader is cornball blasphemous. = |
We need to be apologized to by having a stripper pole dance dressed as slave Leia from Jedi.
Don't be led to the slaughter. "Bleeting and Babbling we fell on their neck with a scream"
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