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Am I A Publicist Or A Glorified Coat Rack?

Former reality TV star Kristin Cavallari's publicist reached a near breaking point at the Scarlet series launch party Monday night in Hollywood. The publicist began to wonder what it is she's getting paid to do: advise and help increase her client's media exposure or hold her purse while she flirts some guy from the CW while ignoring the important media outlets like The Insider and Inside Edition. It was then that the publicist wished that she had been offered a course in college about how to mask one's contempt for their future clients. That would've been much more useful than the nine credits she wasted taking science classes.

[Photo Credit: Splash Pics]

1:40 PM on Tue Apr 29 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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Benovite at 01:54 PM on 04/29/08
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I thought publicists get paid to hold up the clothing that falls off their female clients.
Old No.7 at 03:36 PM on 04/29/08
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Her looks say she's been playing the role of wingman since junior high, so she should be used to it by now.
sassycassie1 at 04:39 PM on 04/29/08
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By the looks of the publicist, she should take what she can get...coatrack looks like a step up considering her appearance. Ew.
mami_nyc at 04:52 PM on 04/29/08
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I actually don't think Kristin looks too bad. As for the publicist? My grandma called and she wants her shoes back!
TurdBlossom at 05:14 PM on 04/29/08
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Man, that green dress is UGLY.
pixie-stix at 02:50 AM on 04/30/08
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She's got that "I could beat my client senseless with her purse" look.
gravytoss at 09:40 PM on 04/30/08
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These are not humans but examples of "wax artistry" that one might find in the Hollywood Wax Museum. That is, if they were actual CELEBRITIES.