Neutral colored garters? Gross. Hey Gwyneth, try control top lady hose. Even more sterile and un - hot! Is it just me or does everyone need their slutty images to include a little more raunch? Make me feel dirty for just looking...

at first, i thought she was one of those life-life dolls. *shudder*

in addition, i'm glad that she's come around to see what the world really thinks of her and her "craft" (the royal tenenbaums withholding). if only, more actors were more aware about the terrible movies hey put into the mainstream.

So instead of boning up on her craft she's going for sexing up her image? I dunno...I just can't forgive her "I hate America" phase, no matter how sexy she pretends to be.

As warm and fuzzy as an Alberta Clipper.

If this is slutty, then what the hell have Lindsay and Paris been doing? Is there even a word for it?

Superhussies? Whore-riffic? Promisicutastic? Sperm receptacle?

All I know is that this may be the first time that I've wanted to stand up and applaud this woman--in my pants.

Well, according to a recent interview with British GQ, Gwyneth is officially going through that phase right now:

The I-just-realized-how-friggin'-powerful-my-dad-was-when-he-was-alive-
and-got-me-all-those-feature-film-roles-with-a-phone-call phase.

I still think that Cate Blanchett was robbed of her Oscar by Gwin here, but still I have to give her props for VIEW FROM THE TOP. It was the cutest movie ever.

Well that's how it looked while I rocked back and forth and told myself, that tomorrow is worth waiting for.

Remember the old Conan O'Brien bit where Paltrow "confessed" to being a man disguised as a woman, and apologized to all the men who had masturbated to her? I guess those writers were onto something.

@Decebal: Word. All that was missing was a ski mask when she stole that Oscar.

@Assistant/Atlas:

I believe the term is "Turbo Whore", courtesy of the Pajibans.

I'm glad she's not under the industry control anymore. Once they fit you into a mold, they expect you to never grow up. This will only make her life better. and stop that "rich-new-yorker-Designer-water-drinker that everyone expect stars to be like. The only guys that actually are like that are rappers.

Reminds me of my ancient youth, when I would spend days in the bathroom after the Sears catalog arrived in the mail.

Maybe she should just stop saying things like 'rarified air.'

Aside from her representing everything bad about about the type of shitty, talentless, badly trained actor Hollywood loves to embrace, I don't dislike her. She's probably really needy and gives great birthday presents just so's you'd like her. But, it is really hard when you watch every role she's in and say "Yeah, Blythe would have totally nailed that..."

While I 'get' the K. Heigl hate and the LiLo involuntary cringing people experience when they see her looking like Martha in 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf and the pity/schaudenfreude (SP) that overcomes one upon reading one of Courtney Love's bLoighy eTREEES, I have never understood the intense dislike of Mrs. Chris Martin.

But, then, I have adored Cybill Shepherd since she was a Cover Girl model...

Go figure.

@Decebal: SHE SO ROBBED CATE! Gwennie did not look like a man in that Shakespeare in Love crap,so lame.
She may be a nice gal, but you know what? At least now she looks like the Upper East Side whore she could have been.
Godspeed my dear Gwen,Godspeed

Now all we need is for Tina Fey to admit she's the most unfunny human being ever and we'll have even more booshiat out of the way.

Thanks, GP. The yawn that your photos produced totally helped my TMJ.

She was great in Flesh and Bone, and Sylvia. And she was the only good thing about Emma (good acting, terrible adaptation). But, no, her work in Shakespeare in Love wasn't much of anything really. Still...

Team Gwyneth.

@gwendolyn: She keeps telling the Americans that she loves America, it's just full of people who are inferior to Brits. She is a nasty, cold human being. She can act when she's had a hot meal and a vitamin, though.

But "I can't act and that's why I look like I am a whorish meat puppet"? I am perfectly willing to take her word for that.

@BluntObjects: Spot on chap.

@Shumina:
Exactly -- audiences' total indifference to her started that day.
And no matter how many slutty outfits she puts on, she still exudes all the eroticism of a dime store dummy. Her eyes are dead, man.

I feel for her. I knew girls who were uptight like this -- without the fame, of course -- and they always impressed me as decent people who just never learned how to shut out judgments from the outside world.

Which must be ten times harder for an actress to do. My only suggestion is a Buddhist retreat with Richard Gere.

@skahammer: I do hope she is deriving joy raising from her children because I just don't see her as a crazee mom like Courtney Love and I certainly think she is as talented as most of the TV 'actors' I see during the week.

And it sure looks like enough people can't stand her that sustaining her career may really be a struggle.

See to me she is the total opposite of someone like say, Katherin "Goon" Heigl.

Gwyneth > Katherine

I really don't get the Gwyneth hatred. It seems like it's kind of a class issue, if you look over the comments. Just sayin'. She's not fantastic at picking films, but I think she's gorgeous and really quite talented. And she seems perfectly nice to me.

She seems very cute and humble to me, unlike a typical actor/celebrity.

That's why she's despised.

@bess marvin, girl detective: ditto

@PaisleyPajamas: is your hidden talent mind reading, because i was thinking the same thought. well said Paisley, well said.

on a positive note, ms paltrow did a good job recently at a fund raiser for feeding nyc's hungry. maybe she should focus on philanthropy and forget about being an actress. after all she's won an academy award, what more does she need to prove to herself.

@Shumina: "boning up on her craft". I'll buy that!

lots of misogyny here, folks.

i thought ms. paltrow was great in EMMA...being a tomboy always comes with jealousy; don't give up your self-confidence so easily. your vulnerability in S.I.L. was magical. Screw...rather, don't...the critics.

oh...and you should get a better photographer; try Joanne Savio in NYC;)

@mrtrailsafety: Figured somebody'd get it.

@juniperjenny: You're right. It's a class issue. She doesn't have any. Read up on her quotes from around the time she moved to England.

here is a reason to loathe gwynne if anyone is looking for one: Years ago she did this idiotic stunt with marie claire magazine where she supposedly stayed by herself on a desert island for three days or something. Lovely island photo spread of gwynneth in a breezy sarong rubbing two sticks to start her very first campfire, triumphantly reporting how she opened a coconut or something, then she has this epiphany where she's balling into her journal about how SO awesome her life has been, how she's just SO incredibly lucky that her life has just been super, super great. I wish the photo crew had strangled her with some palm fronds.