While Jamie Lynn Spears may be seventeen and unmarried and pregnant, the Zoey 101 star refuses to become barefoot and pregnant. According to inside sources, Spears has found even wearing the simplest pair of flip flops to be taxing and annoying in the final days of her pregnancy, but she does not want to embody anymore clichés circling her current situation. Spears felt its bad enough that she's pregnant and unmarried, but to be barefoot as well? That would make her want to die.

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3:35 PM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By Douglas Reinhardt
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TurdBlossom at 04:36 PM on 04/28/08
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Or apparently in the kitchen.
SneakingThroughTheAlle... at 04:44 PM on 04/28/08
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I was asking this of the good folks over at gawker:

Does anyone else feel like she's been pregnant for like, 22 months? Longest/overly-publicized pregnancy in the history of celeb overkill.
heidiho at 04:59 PM on 04/28/08
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She's totally going to have that baby at Wal-Mart and name it Americus.
PaisleyPajamas at 05:32 PM on 04/28/08
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Is she also purposely not wearing regular maternity clothes, in lieu of men's T-shirts and boxers, to blend with the other moms-to-be in Louisiana?
Old No.7 at 06:54 PM on 04/28/08
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The only thing missing from this picture is a carton of Marlboros and a box of Hostess Twinkees.
PaisleyPajamas at 07:09 PM on 04/28/08
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@PaisleyPajamas: Okay, it's been a tough Monday. I meant she's wearing the T's and boxers in lieu of bona fide maternity clothes. Crikey.

I blame spring fever and a window with a view of what I'm missing.
BigBoobsMagee at 09:59 PM on 04/28/08
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At least one of the spears's knows how to wear shoes.
dluvvly at 06:38 AM on 04/29/08
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Apparently Disney or whoever owns the Zoey franchise now found a way around the not-a-role-model-anymore dilemma.

They're advertising some kind of "Zoey is back" TV movie, presumably all grown up and allowed to live a "Sex and the City" lifestyle now.

This would have had to have been shot before she started showing, so it looks like the Jamie-Lynn PR machine was fast on the uptake while the rest of us were swallowing our gum on the news of her pregnancy.
Benovite at 09:13 AM on 04/29/08
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The door handle on that truck is bigger than she is.
iAlreadyHateYou at 10:41 AM on 04/29/08
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You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

*Sigh*
Cultmember at 05:46 PM on 04/29/08
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She's checking to see if the fungus stains match the Ichor colored straps....classy!