Defamer
· Despite the best efforts of Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes gets three years for tax evasion.
· The birth of Viacom's new premium cable channel riles future galactic despot Les Moonves.
· Let's hope this is just a bump in Lindsay Lohan's Road to Wellville.
· Whither our superheroines?
· All is again Kosher between Tom & Vicky & Dave & Katie.
· The Segelbot successfully executes Talk Show Anecdote Program Embarrassing Naked Breakup Story. Behold, the Segelshlong.
· Baby Mama: The reproductive torture-porn cut.
· Star Jones fails to make love work.
· Semi-Pro bear gets fully-pissed, mauls his trainer to death.
· Does the Valkyrie release-date shell-game spell bad news for the Cruise/Wagner UA?
· The Uwe Boll Movie Challenge invites to make your own, damn hacky movie, while Boll issues a challenge to sworn nemesis Michael Bay: 12 rounds in the ring, winner takes all. (Winner being us.)
· Jimmy Fallon finds the perfect platform for a comedian who loves laughing at his own jokes.
· The Hobbit blows cum-bubbles!
You Can't Always Bet On Black
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6:37 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Seth
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Uwe boll needs to stop fighting people who've never boxed. Because it's pathetic and miserable.
He needs to get the shit kicked out of him in the ring.
Well, Wesley has ruined the dream Zeitgeist the Movie started for me.
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