Defamer
Actor/director George Clooney faced the United Nations Movie Director Court on Thursday afternoon. Clooney was there to argue his case for not being placed into movie jail for his most recent directional outing, Leatherheads. Clooney attempt to defend the film on its merits as a throwback to the screwball comedy genre and what not, but the jury was simply not buying it. Clooney, realizing that his back was against the wall, boldly admitted that the film was simply a vanity project and asked if Good Night and Good Luck provided him a "get out of jail for free" card. The jury pondered for a moment and asked Clooney if he had any intentions of making any more films with Steven Soderbergh. Clooney shook his head no and stated that it could happen one day, but he had no immediate plans to do so. The jury deliberated a bit longer and came back with a verdict: Clooney was on directorial probation meaning that Clooney would have to act in or at least help finance a film by an arty director like Terry Zwigoff or Pedro Costa.
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only George can do the macarena whilst seated
"So I told what's-his-face--you know, the Polish kid who does the show with the old virgin--'You? In Ocean's 14? Hit the road.'
@EuroDad: That's not the Macarena, that's the Hand Jive from Grease.
@Old No.7:
THANK YOU!!! that was the first one i thought of but couldn't for the life of me remember what it was called
@Old No.7: It's "The Hustle" !
yes maybe hustle, but it's got muscle
Movie Jail Rehab:
1. conjugal visits
2. past live regression therapy (revisited)
3. beverage
4. "adequate" inviroment.
5. baking with bst
6. ground balls will be history
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