Long ago, we witnessed the frightening effects a bad weave can have on someone like Tyra Banks. Then, we had the misfortune of seeing what happens when John Travolta grew crops of fake hair atop his jolly head. And of course, who can forget Jude Law's T-bone-shaped crew cut earlier this week. But leave it to sanitation worker/phone-throwing criminal Naomi Campbell to reveal the worst and most gruesome display of 'do disasters. Seems even legendary female supermodels who've made a living off their looks can suffer from a condition we've often seen featured on late-night infomercials: ladies losin' their hair. The evidence lies after the jump.

At left, Naomi proudly showed off her naturally defined hairline at a February event by pulling the whole damn mess of it back as tightly as possible. And look how happy she is! She's all, Look Bitches, Fear Me All You Want, But Respect This Bombass Hair. Alas, a more recent photo taken this month reveals a more somber Campbell. Sure, her sad expression may have something to do with that pesky assault charge, but we'd be a bit glum too if noticeable patches of missing hair were visible to one and all. We suggest Naomi appear on Tyra for some good ol' weave advice. Tyra doesn't know much, but when it comes to talking weaves, she's a regular prodigy.
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Maybe she's just dumping extra weight in hopes that they'll let her back on a plane sometime in the near future--she hasn't anything inside her head to spare.
Perfectly explainable. The condition is common amongst any number of ladies who choose to eat infants stewed, rather than sashimi-style.
With a few minor dietary adjustments, Ms. Campbell will soon be putting even the Lauryn Hill 'fro to shame.
She couldn't reach her assistant, so she tore out her own hair for a change.
ZOINKS!
That smile is ridiculous. Seriously, ridiculous. I realize that is not her natural state, but, if ANTM has taught me anything (which it has!), a model should be able to embody emotions. Yes, even happiness.
Somebody call Ken Paves stat!
The disguise her alien leaders have given her is flaking off.
We call that a ghetto weave
As a Black woman...I certainly understand the heartache of not having "wash & go" hair...
HOWEVER...
When you are drowning in ducats, you need to make sure your "weave can be believed"...
I mean, I could hook Sista girl up...TOOT SWEET!!! (work those edges like a pro)
wait...srsly...how many teeth does she have? i can barely count them all but it def looks like way too many.
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