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Cairn Terrier Mistakes Natalie Portman For Scarlett Johansson

Our love of a good celebrity-falling-down picture is well-documented, but today we bring you something far more precious: A celebrity-being-peed-upon-by-a-dog photo. It's the fabled unicorn of the Embarrassing Celebrity Accidents on Film Realm. Pictured, a passing Toto speaks for the entire Star Wars male fan base with his frank assessment of Natalie Portman's new bearded, bejeweled, patchouli-infused boyfriend, Devendra Banhart. (Click photo for the full-sized picture.)

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Celebrity Photos [NY Post]

11:05 AM on Tue Apr 22 2008
By Seth
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Sweet Panda Love at 11:27 AM on 04/22/08
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Must be one of Triumph's illegitimate puppies...
StevieRayHalen at 11:48 AM on 04/22/08
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"that's for episode one...bitch..."
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"Stay away from Scarlett...she's mine."
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"Here's a no.1 for ep.2..."
StevieRayHalen at 11:49 AM on 04/22/08
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"Here's a no.1 for episode 2."
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"Stay away from Scarlett, she's mine..."
WGARefugee at 05:45 PM on 04/22/08
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Over 200 years ago, on the ancient Isle of Skye, Cairn Terriers were bred to rout vermin from Scottish rock piles.

I love Natalie Portman as much as the next million guys but she's just going to have to stop going out dressed as a cairn.