Defamer
When Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon, she falls hard. So hard, in fact, that she spent this past weekend traipsing around New York in what appears to be a long and eventful whopper of a bender. As we reported yesterday, Lindsay spent her Saturday night downing Grey Goose with new roomie Samantha Ronson before promptly (and nostalgically) passing out in a car. But today's NY Post informs us that the night before was far more eventful. Tagging along with Ronson to the Beatrice Inn on Friday night for one of the chain-smoking DJ's gigs, whatever mysterious substances were floating through Lohan's system manifested into a screaming match directed towards teeny tiny Ashley Olsen:
"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.'"
Calling Ronson her "girlfriend" is one thing, especially after the two BFFs are now shacking up together, but a piece in today's NY Post reported that Lohan has a new Facebook page under the name "Lindsay Ronson" (revealed by our friends over at Gawker):
So, first comes love, then comes cohabitation, then comes taking your loved one's last name? While we're delighted to hear Lindsay wasn't so far off the rails that she was able to correctly remember which TGIF sitcom Olsen starred in, it seems whatever she was on prompted some sort of amnesia - 15? Sure, Olsen isn't the most mature-looking five-foot-nothing star in the world, but everyone and their father knows the Olsens became legal some time ago.
- SAM'S ALL HERS [NY Post]
- SHE'S BAAACK: LATE-NIGHT LINDSAY LOHAN [NYDN]
Comments
Careful, Linds. Ashley's pinkie finger is worth more than your entire "fortune."
"Get your Herbie: Fully Loaded, leathered, freckly twat out of my city!"
"Er...I mean, have another cosmo. It's on me."
maybe the three of them should kiss and make up...
bleh - not even Fleshbot could make that appealing
Pale skinny girl on girl action. No thanks.
I just realized how incredibly lame my Facebook account is by comparison.
the olsens are actually older than lohan. idiot.
Not only are the Olsen twins older than LiLo, they have actually lived several years longer than most trolls, confounding zoologists worldwide...
Not only are the Olsen twins older than LiLo, they have actually lived several years longer that most trolls, confounding zoologists worldwide...
@gwendolyn: Oops! Beg pardon. I hate double posting as much as anyone.
Yeah, because that Facebook page isn't fake or anything.
LL could take AO, after some GG vodka, but add MKO and a sly call to her AA sponsor by the snaparrazi and the DJ *girlfriend* would be ushering her to the car early for some ZZZ's.
@PaisleyPajamas: Too many abreevs! My head's gonna explode!
@Mark Graham: You know, that's how I feel when I read about LiLo. Apologies for making it contagious.
@PaisleyPajamas:
don't forget the STD's!
I remember reading that Lindsay listed her orientation as bisexual so it is more than possible that Sam Ronson is her girlfriend. I came across a Perez story on it. Sometimes he's right, sometimes he's wrong but there's more than enough evidence now to prove that they're an item.
lilo rocked coachella last year... this year she's (relatively) refreshed & reinvigorated- i predict great things!!!
I just want to know one thing. Where's "Leave Samantha Ronson's Britney Alone Guy" when you really need him?
Watchit, LiLo, or she'll loan you her sister's New York masseuse......
Rehab did you good, honey!
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