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Playboy's 'Girls of Olive Garden' Pictorial Likely to Be Served Lukewarm, In Need of Flavoring

Having long ago abandoned The Olive Garden for the more refined culinary delights of, say, Applebee's, we've clearly missed the churning sexual undercurrents reinforcing the restaurant's starchy, salad-y, working-class appeal. But nothing gets past Kendra Wilkinson, one-third of Hugh Hefner's Girls Next Door, who infamously swears by not only the OG's quasi-Italian staples, but also the pure hormonal power of its female waitstaff. As such, Playboy is inviting the restaurant's sexiest servers to take orders in an upcoming pictorial. While we don't necessarily expect the chain's Hooters-ization to make our grandpa's 90th birthday dinner any less depressing, we heartily recommend following the jump to observe Wilkinson's classy video solicitation ("My food's getting cold, so I gotta fuckin' go") to tastefully doff those aprons. If Hef's as good a tipper as we hear, we may be filling out an application by this afternoon.

Girls of Olive Garden [Playboy]

11:20 AM on Mon Apr 21 2008
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NoWireHangers at 11:45 AM on 04/21/08
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For only $4.99 you get never-ending tossed salad and all you can eat bread sticks.

Heh.
Leviticus_71 at 11:46 AM on 04/21/08
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Part of the audition process involves stuffing as many of those unlimited bread sticks into your mouth as possible. The more you look like the cigarette guy from Guiness Book the better.
Leviticus_71 at 11:48 AM on 04/21/08
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But her White trashery is sort of a turn on, she's a half step away from moving back to ther trailer and cooking up some bomb ass Meth. I thought White Trash spent their evening meals at Red Lobster?
jackvinyl at 11:53 AM on 04/21/08
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@Leviticus_71: Mouth?
Juancho at 11:57 AM on 04/21/08
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@Leviticus_71: The Olive Garden is the Italian version of Red Lobster. Just like Applebee's is the yuppie version.
jasonelias at 12:03 PM on 04/21/08
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Playboy used to do better than this...
Pop Socket at 12:19 PM on 04/21/08
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They couldn't find enough Bennigan's hos for a complete photo spread?

And she needs to wearing more flair.
Dr. Spaceman, Esq. at 12:23 PM on 04/21/08
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Man, the internet can fulfill any fetish, no matter how specialized.
applejuice at 12:28 PM on 04/21/08
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She totally reminds me of my trailer trash, Olive Garden lovin' best friend from high school.

Her mom always credited me with keeping her on the straight and narrow, but now I see I really ruined her life - she could be totally rich and skankariffic like K-dawg over there.
applejuice at 12:32 PM on 04/21/08
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@Pop Socket: But where would she put the flair? Her shorts are too short and her top is too tight to pin anything too without it ripping.

Maybe she could paint on some flair - she did start off as a naked "painted lady" after all.
Nunaurbiz at 12:40 PM on 04/21/08
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Now I get Olive Garden's motto: When you're here, you're family.

Just didn't hear the words "trailer trash" before the word "family."
Lala11_7 at 05:43 AM on 04/22/08
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This is a joke....

RIGHT?!?!?
ShinySideUp at 11:48 AM on 05/09/08
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I wouldn't touch her minge with YOUR minge.