Defamer
As much as we poke fun at Momager/Pimp Dina Lohan for her questionable parenting techniques and famewhore-y tactics to become just as cool and famous as her bankable daughter Lindsay, we secretly can't ignore the fact that having her as a mother might simply be loads of fun. Sure, you don't really have a role model, and you can't expect anyone to pick you up after school, but it's not like you go to school anyway! In Ali Lohan's case, you go to Las Vegas. MSNBC.com reports that Dina and Ali hit the strip to shoot scenes from their upcoming reality show Living Lohan and, from the sounds of it, had a grand ol' Britney Spears-in-garters kind of stay...
Though much of E!'s upcoming shitshow of a reality mess Living Lohan was said to be filmed on Long Island, where the Lohan clan was born and raised (however loosely), Dina still seems intent on showing the world hot incredibly awesome she is by taking Ali to Vegas a few days ago. And they're planning on bunking there for an extended stay while Ali records an album (shocker!) at The Palms. So what was on Dina's agenda? Seems her maternal instincts kicked in before after hours-fun began, and Ali was sent back to her room while Dina made a pit stop at the Playboy Club to down Sex on the Beaches. Just like a regular college kid on spring break. Well, one with three kids and a divorce under her belt, but who's counting?
- SCOOP [MSNBC]
Comments
Dina Lohan...taking "Fame Whore" to an all-new level.
i totally had a menage w/ Dina and Ali.
i'm selling my story to the highest bidder.
I just had a craaaazy thought (and typed it up and mailed it to myself so don't even think about 'borrowing' it!)
What IF there was an entertainer aptitude test? you know, like the ACT/SAT's but would gauge how good a potential performer you are.
Instead of math, English and whatever the hell else is on there these days, there'd be acting and singing. Don't know shit about the Bard? No play for you!
Okay, I'm sleep deprived. What's your excuse?
As a mother she has learned. It's best to wait until your daugher is 14 before turning her out.
She actually has 4 kids. Pretend I don't know that.
That's one old looking 14 year old. Man that's depressing.
I give it two years, (three tops) and she's involved in a media spotlit cat-fight with her big sister over a guy.
I say in a few months, "mom" and the 2 daughters'll be in fight over a guy . . . or a gal as the case may be.
Who knew home-schooling could be such fun?
Diana should do porn.
Because...
A)Somebody would finally give her the lead.
B)Reporters would finally be asking about HER, not the clones.
C)She ends up getting fucked, not the kids.
Wow. Even her extensions are an extension of Mom.
Can we bring back stoning? Just this once? Please, please, can we?
@DrFeelgood: LOL. Couldn't agree more. You are very clever!
Ah - the Lohan squint...
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