Whatever She's Getting Paid, It's Not Enough.

real torrential downpour there, eh Jakey?

It doesn't get any gayer than this.

You can only see half of her face, but her one mal de ojo is saying: "Curse of a thousand anal itches to you, pal."

At least she found work after Michael Jackson moved overseas.

Has Reese seen this? Jesus, even the kid in the background looks irritated.

That person in the back really wants to get under the umbrella.

You know you have made it when the mom on Friday Night Lights is holding your umbrella for you.

Have you kids never seen a set before? It's to keep the sun from messing with their makeup. And yes, men wear makeup on set too.

I don't get why actors think they deserve this.

If it were me, I would grab the umbrella and tell my assistant to go take a nap.

"Under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh ..."

:sigh: I think the fact that this was my first thought upon seeing this picture means I need fewer middle schoolers in my life ...

Oh, no way should Jake carry his own umbrella....especaily if its for the purpose of keeping the sun from messing up his set make-up.

That would be "especially".

@thecatsmeow: You bein sarcastic...?

I would hold the umbrella.

I'm not ashamed.

Oh, to be close enough to smell his delicious air....

*swoon*

@pureblarney: Yeah, that was sarcasm.