Defamer
After all her fun-filled DUIs and failures to properly account for them, we expect nothing but the nastiest quotes to drip from jailbird Michelle Rodriguez's mouth. And most recently, she's directing her curse-filled anger towards we, the media. As the SCRAM bracelet-wearing actress tells Latina, anyone who dares to hypothesize about her sexuality and whether she likes girls or boys is just plain "slime":
"What the majority of [people] want to know is what I'm doing with my vagina, and I think that that's sick. What do you care who I'm dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick."More of Michelle's assertions on why we shouldn't care if she "fucks a dog" after the jump.
As for how Rodriguez imagines the members of the media, she doesn't hold back in her interpretation: "I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off." Jerking off? Well sure, don't we all from time to time? Even you, Michelle? As for slime coming out of our collective mouths, Rodriguez might want to consider the fact that any celebrity's career, especially one as slim as Michelle's, is often (dare we say) bolstered by mentions in the press. Would anyone out there have even thought about the Lost refugee since her character's fatal blow were it not for all those pictures of her sporting that fashionable ankle bracelet at last year's Marc Jacobs show (above)? Finally, Michelle voices her opinion that "If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog - that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors." Yes, because the next time we overhear Rodriguez getting busy with a black lab in a club bathroom, we cross our fingers and hope to die that we will never, ever tell a soul. No big deal.
[Photo credit: Getty]
Comments
I feel bad for any pussy or pooch that has to come in to contact with that lose-bag.
"I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off."
Thanks, Michelle, I could have easily lived without knowing what you fantasize about.
As always I am sure there is a point in here somewhere. Hey she's not that bad, I'm just sorry she can't hold her booze, I can always use another drinkin' buddy.
Wow. Are we sure she's not recounting her experiences at the 'Green Door'?
once you've had black lab, you never go back...
"I got nuthin"
{shudder}
...and then the reporter from Latina, foam dripping from his upturned snout, pleasured himself.
Talk about biting the hand that feeds ya, Michelle, your sexuality is the only mildy interesting thing about you, and the fact that you can't hold your booze.
Oops, slime, not foam. That would be gross.
Who is the majority who gives a rat's ass about her vagina? The thought of it makes me shudder.
What kind of dog?
"I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off."
nick_r, truth is she stole that quote from Nixon
easily my least favorite actress in hollywood. The talk she's gay just made her more interesting...
"14 and a half minutes miss Rodriguez..."
F**king a dog is all she's got left in the "look-at-me" stakes - as lesbianism, alcoholism, and vagismo has been covered by every other two-bit actress/singer/model/fame whore...
Ah so this confirms her rumored relationship with Snoop.
You guys count as the media? Doesn't the media do reporting, instead of just summarizing stories they find on the internet?
@fuddes: I think you should ask real media journalists like Jayson Blair or Jack Kelley.
It's someone's fate, then, to be run over by a sullen drunk driver who doesn't know what she likes in bed (or rather in the bathroom).
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