Defamer
Just in case he hadn't officially lost all his "punk" cred already, Pete Wentz has successfully sealed the deal by getting engaged to lip sync queen Ashlee Simpson. And proving they're the ultimate modern couple, Ashlee made the announcement via (of all things) the website friendsorenemies.com in a post last night: "Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged...We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you." Why exactly a "very private matter" is the sort of thing one willingly announces in the form of a blog post is beyond us, but one issue Pete feels more than comfortable discussing is his love of cross-dressing. As the bassist told Fox News recently,
"I love Jessica Simpson's stuff, especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time."
Though we are glad to hear that at least one person out there actually likes anything Jessica Simpson has designed, we have to wonder if Pete only agreed to make due on that "promise ring" he gave Ashlee earlier this year so he could have unlimited access to her closet and makeup bag for the rest of his life. Between his guyliner and her plastic surgery addiction, we only hope they don't rush out too many mini-Wentzes to promptly ruin the childhoods of.
[Photo credit: FilmMagic]
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If he's punk, Marie Osmond is a gutter slut...or wait...
Jessica Simpson designed a shoe line, or he borrows her actual shoes?
More importantly, has Papa Joe figured out how to milk this for all it's worth? (Being the upstanding baptist minister he is.)
She knows he's gay, right?
@miss_msry:
She knows he is, but he doesn't know yet. Ah, the fun that awaits these two.
Sweet baby Jesus! His head is HUGE!!! Look at the size of his melon in comparison to the one on the tranny in the picture above.
He looks like 'Jaws' from The Spy Who Loved Me. Her head could fit in his mouth. What punk cred did his band ever have?
@Citizen Kang: It's like an orange on a toothpick! (Shhh!) It's like a small planet! (Leave the boy alone!) Seriously, you should see the size of his pillow!
Head! Out of the way! Look at the size of that boy's head. I'm not kiddin' it's a virtual planetoid. It's got it's own weather system! Jesus! Look at the size of that boy's melon! I'm surprised he can hold up a head of that gargantuan size! He looks like an orange on a tooth pick! Shhh! You're gonna give the kid a complex! 1) Well that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system! Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if ya can, haulin that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep on his huge pilla!
We're standing on rooftops, using bullhorns to tell you it's a very private matter.
Well, they'll share wardrobes, that's gotta be a terrific cost-cutter.
Is he pregnant?
@raincoaster: No, but she has a clothing line coming out April 22. Same diff. These two would publicize a particularly stinky fart if they thought it would get them an extra day's press.
Hahahahahahaha! When is her improvisational jig-dancing DVD hitting stores?
I hate it when they can't even photoshop their heads the right size.
Color coordinated couples don't last.
That headline made me pee a little.
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