Defamer
Of course we always enjoy seeing celebrities abandon their red carpet personas and let loose, but when they start emerging from nightclubs barely standing and sporting lipstick marks on their collarbone, we start to worry. After obediently posing for pictures at last night's premiere of Leatherheads in London, Renee Zellweger dove bob first into the party scene alongside a better-behaved George Clooney. And, as these pictures show, Zellweger may have downed one too many pricey cocktails across the pond.
Renee made yet another tight-lipped and prim appearance for the photographers on the carpet, but couldn't quite stay balanced leaving the after-party in Mayfair. Looks as though she even needed the assistance of far-meatier arms to make it to her ride intact.
Once inside her car, we catch a glimpse of a very Britney Spears-esque lipstick stain on her neck. We don't know which is more disturbing: the possibility that Renee partook in some girl-on-girl action or that she got so drunk she nodded off and stained herself.
Either way, we are happy she appeared to make it home in one "squiffy" and "tiddly" piece.
[Photo Credits: Isoimages, Big Pictures, Matrix, Wireimage via The Daily Mail]
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she has to have the ugliest hands I've ever seen.
jetlag is a bitch?
That bony man-hand is frightening. And what's with that goofy red carpet stance she keeps dreaming up at all these premieres? There's no way Clooney's hitting that.
With her BMI, she's three sheets to the wind after half an appletini.
The hands. The hands!! No sleep tonight, hand'll get me. Oh God, it's under the bed, I know it.
Those are the hands of Jame Gumb from Silence of the Lambs.
We now have found the new vice-president of the Sarah Jessica Parker man-hands club.
overheard @ bar...
"Manhands needs another drink..."
or
6 champagne flutes $79
2 Xanax - $16.
103.lbs of metabolism caught on camera completely wrecked??
Priceless
or
"Dude... that Tranny's really drunk..."
too far?
never too far.
or
"That Tranny's Way Too Drunk..."
too far?
never too far.
sorry for the double post.
on the tranny joke..
i'll put down the keyboard...
@DuckyDoom:
she was definitely drunk on letterman last week and it was quite entertaining actually.....
@Benovite: Brill! She is indeed a hot tranny preciousssssssssssss mess.
Note to everyone:
If I get famous, I promise to appear drunk at all public engagements. Sans man hands, of course.
Since everyone else has already commented on THE HANDS (ACKKKK) I will comment of the fact that what appears to be a normal, adult male, is able to grasp her upper arm, using only his forefinger and thumb, his fingers go around her WHOLE ARM??? I have tiny hands and normal arms and that's how big my wrist is? GET HER A DONUT! Oh and the alcohol seems to have lubricated her facial muscles, which is nice. Renee is looking scary these days.
Is it just me, or is she much more hittable in the 'after' pics?
Still, I don't think I'd ever bone Renee Zellweger, if given the chance. I'd be afraid I might, like, hit her spine and paralyze her* or something.
*at least the parts of her body below her face
I'm loving her poses. From the red carpet prowling sultry supervillainess who just flummoxed Batman yet again to the Doris Day in mid jig one, she looks like she's having a hell of a good time.
She's also got lipstick on her right jawline, and unless she's MUCH more flexible than a normal human, that means she got some girl-on-girl.
Also, you could stuff the encyclopedia down the front of that dress with space to spare. Why doesn't she buy a tube sock, cut the end off, and stuff herself inside instead of wasting money on a perfectly good dress that fits a HUMAN?
@Benovite: Oh, god. Poor choice to check on this before bed... I'm going to have nightmares.
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