Defamer
Last night's double dose of The Hills was so jam-packed with Words of Wisdom that Intrepid Defamer Videographer Molly McAleer feels, like, one thousand percent smarter after putting this piece together. And you'll feel similarly after watching, we promise. From Friendship 101 to deep discussions on ancient British proverbs ("It's just water under the bridge. Wait, is 'water under the bridge' an expression, right?"), Lauren, Heidi, Whitney and Methanie Pratt were dishing out more stellar advice than Dr. Phil. And, as usual, one of our favorite gems came from nudie photo scandal subject Audrina, who pretty much summed up everything we're going to learn from our blonde life professors this season: "That's weird how the world works." So. True. [MTV]
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The Hills: Words Of Wisdom
Last night's double dose of
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3:40 PM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By Molly Friedman
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That last one was AMAZING.
Heidi is starting to look like Nicole Kidman.
Where else should the water go? If it's over the bridge, then clearly, the crisis hasn't been resolved.
It's like, yeah, totally I do, but like, I don't know, you know?
*brain imploding*
Fellow Defamers, i think we've found the solution to world peace: we have fashion in common.
@westie1984:
Well, thank Jebus for that! Here I thought the only thing we had in common were a-holes.
whitney to l.c. describing the differences between teen vogue and people's revolution: "at the last job it was like one thing at once and this job it's like six things at once"
genius. you've done well kelly cutrone. you've done well
That Audrina. Probably the Nelson Mandela-esque peace maker of our time.
God, I need to get the hell out of this town.
It's stuff like this that makes me think Charles Darwin was wrong.
can we start to keep a running tally or the work Heidi's had done.
boobies
teeth
extensions
spray tan
there's something weird in the chin area...did she have it shaved down?
ps
and the false eyelashes...all the time?
@heidiho: definitely a love/hate thing with los angeles (it's my new hometown). all i have to say excess in moderation...excess in moderation
I think I lost about four points of IQ.
seriously? i just gained a chromosome. oh, wow. it came with a tan and shiny new teeth.
@JulieJewel: You forgot lips. GOOD GOD THOSE LIPS.
@JulieJewel: Nose!
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