Warning to Anne Hathaway: there will be hell to pay for that "attractive WNBA" comment.

And I hate, hate, hate when women refer to themselves as attractive, no matter how attractive they actually are. It's the most boorish of behavior.

First attractive player?? Why not just call them Nappy Headed Hos?? What a great fan...

Damn... white girl can JUMP (sorry, had to).

And in HEELS. While keeping her purse on her shoulder - a feat unto itself.

@dluvvly: I believe the quotes below the pictures are generally made-up.

Is she half Masi?

@MidTwix: Note we don't ever get to see the landing!

Her face is starting to look like that of one of those little Marc Anthonies JLo popped out. And will Bride Wars feature Bridezillas?

Or the first straight member of the WNBA.

I suddenly want moonshoes. Now.

Wasn't there a scene like this in Lord of the Rings?

@dluvvly: Nick R is correct -- Anne Hathaway didn't say any of this. Just about everything you read in "A Call To The Bullpen" comes from the brain of Douglas Reinhardt.

That had to be a rough landing.

She said it. I was there. I can't remember exactly what came next, but it was something about 'the Jews'.

@Bento the Wertsmith: Yes... assuming there WAS a landing.

Also, now noting the mike in the shot... if you look at it a certain way, it almost seems like it's preparing for a foray up her bum.

Oh, so it's Douglas Reinhardt we have to pummel? It's OK, one can only imagine what passes for attractive in his world.

" I dont have herpes!! I don't have herpes!!! YAY!!!! "