Defamer
In attempt to cheer him self up after learning that his latest film's release date has been pushed back for a second time, Tom Cruise played with his toy robot at a local park. At first, Cruise had difficulties in engaging in traditional activities with the animatronic girl; case in point, when Cruise forgot to bend the legs before sending it down the slide and tumbled down face first. Cruise asked other parents at the park about the model number of their particular "children," but then Cruise got distracted by how dirty the Suri-Bot was getting. Cruise quickly dragged the robot by hand to a near by SUV explaining that he doesn't want mommy to be at them for having so much fun without her.
[Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin]
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Does this little girl ever wear JEANS? For once I'd like to see her in a sandbox with a pair of cargo pants on.
That dress is cute but (in this photo, at least) looks too big for her.
And why doesn't she own play clothes? Is she a Von Trapp child pre-Maria?
@pureblarney: I was just thinking about the inevitable grass stains on the dress.
But they probably keep a case of disposable designer dresses in the closet, along with the box that holds Katie's soul.
Couple seconds later, the pap was obliterated by her laser eyes.
Soon to be released by UA (and presumably pushed back 3 or 4 seasons), a big screen adaptation of "Small Wonder" starring little Suri Cruise as VICKIE 5000.
hmmmmm, is there something about this 'park' that we don't know-- there sure are a lot of 'dads' there...
@JudgeFudge: The theme song was echoing through my head the minute I saw this picture. Nothing like dressing your freaky little kid up like an 80's sitcom robot!
Xenu haters to the left, that is one cute kid.
@JudgeFudge: Yes! Small Wonder! I was starting to think maybe I just dreamed that show.
suri is so "village of the damned" in that picture.
This does not rehabilitate Tom's image--only makes him look even creepier, if that's possible. Using your child for a staged photo-op does not impress anyone.
What Suri actually sees:
The twins from The Shining saying "come play with us."
@bonniegrrl: Made to order!
Too late. The only thing that might fix his image is death. Even then, though, it's hard to say.
She's a cute little thing. And that's a darling dress. It's not a PLAY dress, though.
Aw she's adorable. ^_^
I feel sorry for her. = (
@Nomi Malone: I'm thinking more like "Omen V: The Encutening"
@Cacafuego:
I believe Suri is deliberately put into overly large dresses to make her look younger, because she is several months older than they claim.
Isn't she half his size at this point? Might be a bit awkward when she turns out to be taller than both of them.
"MORE CANNED PEAS NNNOOOOOOWWW, ACTOR MAN!!!!!!"
@NotReadyForPrimeTime: i believe it. i believe every one of even the most wacked-out rumors about this family. there is something deeply not right about them.
"Yes, the slide is one option. But wouldn't you rather challenge yourself and take the cyclone?"
Come on, she's the most adorable little girl this side of The Chosen One.
He's a Dad with his kid at the park...Oil up the Guillotine, jeez!
If she couldn't complain about her Dad being a bit odd, how the hell could she possibly fit in at The Swiss Finishing School/Crossroads/Basement Grope-fest with Brooklyn Beckham?
So cute, older brother looking after his baby sister.
@OldTowneTavern: I think I love you.
She's just declared the cameraman an SP and will ask him about his crimes (as soon as she can talk).
The slacker with his hat on backwards looks like Russell Crowe. Or a child molester. Or my neighbor. Eee!
Tom & the Suri-bot are not at the same park as the other people in the photo. The others are animated and clearly in motion, not stationary like Tom & the spooky Suri. Clearly this photo has been doctored.
"SURI!! SURI!! come here! I told you not to talk to that child...clearly, that child is NOT ENLIGHTENED...now you need to snap your WWXD ( what would xenu do ) rubber wristband 5 times and run up that hill and give me 50 push-ups...go..."
"Honey. You see that little boy who fell off the swings? You have to help him because you're a scientologist. You're the ONLY ONE who can help him. [maniacal laughter]."
This little questionably-'adopted' shovel-faced Korean orphan kid has NOTHING to do with either Teeny Tom or his Stepford 'wife,' Holmes.
Cruise merely trumpets his gayness every time he appears alone with his children as his awkwardness and wanna-be-outa-there attitude shows thru each time.
And his over-teased and conditioned Nazi-like hairdo will NOT make any more people yearn to see his Nazi-fest turd movie 'Valkyrie,' soon to be ignored by droves of normal, non-$cientologist Americans.
Just go away quietly, Teeny Tom - and embrace your kweer side and end the laughable ruse.
You fool no one.
No one.
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