Defamer
Instead of fussing over headlines linking Owen Wilson to Jennifer Aniston on the set of Marley & Me, should Kate Hudson be more worried about the allure of Woody Harrelson's positively perfect butt? Looking downright McConaughey-esque (at least from behind), Harrelson displayed enviable the enviable skill of Olympic-style cliff-climbing while nude during a swim sesh with longtime pal Wilson in Miami over the weekend. And we couldn't be more delighted. Not only have these pictures edged Woody much higher on our list of celebrity crushes, but they've given The Daily Mail the opportunity to Photoshop a mini-animated tale of Woody's butt's ascent from the Atlantic. Though we highly doubt Owen will fall for the Woodster's cheeks, we couldn't resist taking a closer look ourselves after the jump, including a peek at Owen's much more demure choice of swimwear.
After seeing Woody very impressively hoist himself from the water to the cliff, we would like to get in touch with his trainer. Not as impressive are his tan lines, but with a behind like that, we'll forgive him.
As Woody happily trots back to the cabana with nary a care for who spots him, Owen takes a dive into the water wearing a much more standard pair of trunks. Which is sad, since we'd be more than happy to see Wilson follow in Woody's footsteps the next time around.
[Photo Credit: Kadena Pix via The Daily Mail]
Comments
Forget grousing about his tan line, now if Woody only had Owen's HAIRline, I'd be more impressed. Even turned on, maybe.
thanks for the woody, woody.
All of those photos, and he didn't turn around once?
Now we have an ass to match with the LA Magazine article this month in which the author describes Harrelson's fart.
Is this where we start debating waxing?
And who says weed makes you lazy? Clearly the guy has time and energy for the gym.
That middle shot looks a bit ouchy. Is that concrete?
@Sweet Panda Love: Ha, "ouchy." Perfect.
that's one nice peach. yummy.
2 Simple Glutes for Making My Afternoon.
Woody got back.
Yeah, but where's his junk? Judging from that middle pic, I think he's got a mangina.
yeah, but where was Matthew McConahey and his bongos?
Not bad, but not all that. Looks a little fleshy to me.
Owen Wilson puts the ite in white. For reals...
It's a good thing Owen is wearing shorts. Otherwise this would totally look gay.
Woody seems sort of half-assed to me
Why is it never the one I'd RATHER see shorts-free?
Duh!
Wilson looks considerably flabbier than the older Woody.
@MisterHippity: I think you can see his dinkie in the third one...... or maybe it's a rock? I can't tell.
I'll take pasty over balding any day.
Dear God:
Please introduce my lady business to the bald guy's man business.
Gimme a go 'round on his playground.
Nice tackle, Woody. Dang.
And please, God, help Woody help his friend the ButterScotch Stallion find his man core.
I kinda wanna see the two of 'em in a remake of Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid.
Most of all, God, I'd like a gander at the front side of the bald guy. I have a deep and abiding respect for art in its pure-ist form. And God created man and it was gooooood.
This could have been MUCH worse ... It could have been Owen's other BFF, Wes instead of Woody keeping Owen company while naked in the lagoon. On second thought, I guess that IS kind of unlikely ...
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