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5:10 PM on Fri Apr 4 2008
By Mark Graham
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heidiho at 05:16 PM on 04/04/08
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Still can't believe Sugar Ray* made it past his first week on-air.

*Yes, I know his name isn't really Sugar Ray, but that's what I'm going to call him anyway.
Dr. Spaceman, Esq. at 05:33 PM on 04/04/08
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@heidiho: That's really him? Wow, he went from shitty speedmetal band, to shitty pop band, to piece of shit.
jamriner at 07:42 PM on 04/04/08
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I wonder if there is a training course in advance of going on air for the inside edition type shows, where you have to speak in a too-loud, too-earnest, faux-enthusiastic voice..."next up, can a man REALLY be pregant?!!!"
dandles at 08:05 PM on 04/04/08
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Geezus, can't anyone see what the real news is here? Natalie from Facts of Life is back! She's in a new movie, even. Some thing where Winona Ryder is killing men for having too much sex. Yeah, bitch, wait til someone decides to off shoplifters and see if you're so snarky then. I'm going to go see it, just out of gratitude for seeing Natalie again. Or at least Netflix it.
Superstarsteve at 09:59 PM on 04/04/08
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I didn't know Terri Garr had MS. Glad to hear she's doing well. Lindsay Lohan working for TMZ? The "man" having a baby has a vagina and a uterus. What real life "man" has that? Personally I think Priscilla Presley is dunked in hot wax every morning.
Mike_Jahn at 05:11 AM on 04/05/08
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@jamriner: It also helps if you can make your mouth form a perfect rectangle while smiling, as Mary Hart can.
RosettaStoned at 05:10 PM on 04/05/08
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Omg...

that IS the Sugar Ray guy!!!

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now if I could just see Fred Durst hosting E! News, my life would be complete.
G3K at 05:22 PM on 04/05/08
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It's green and yucky!
ExposeTheSky at 10:37 AM on 04/06/08
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Wow what is up with these musicians that don't make it ending up as hosts on tv shows.
AmericanSplendor at 05:05 PM on 04/06/08
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Harrison Ford is officially super old.
pastycassey at 01:58 PM on 04/28/08
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