Sad news, ladies. Even though the ink has yet to dry on the divorce papers his wife filed last week, Robin Williams has already been snatched-up anew. But what woman is man enough to take on the wacky-shirt-wearing, incessantly improvising, disgustingly hairy comedian? Meet Charlotte Filbert, a 27-year-old painter. The Enquirer claims that the two were introduced by Tommy Hilfiger's daughter, Ally of Rich Girls fame, six months ago. Yes, Robin was still married then, but Charlotte's no home wrecker. Robin and his wife had apparently been living separate lives for over a year, so that made him fair game ... we guess.

Anyone who can tolerate Robin Williams for more than five minutes earns our respect and admiration, so let's take a moment to find out a little more about Charlotte Filbert, shall we? According to her website, her love of painting "started at the age of 5, when her art was awarded first prize among 125 students. She knew then that this would be her future, that creating original art would be the focus of her life." So, we know she can triumph in the cutthroat world of kindergarten art class, but what can she do for us now? Happily, "Charlotte Filbert will create an original, based on your favorite colors. It's original art, made just for you." Savvy investors are urged to take her up on this offer, and buy a custom painting today. Who knows how valuable her work will become now that she's been anointed by America's most annoying funnyman? Besides, Picasso had a similar offer up on his website back in the day, and look how much his stuff is worth now.

Robin Williams Is Dating 27-Year-Old Artist? [Starpulse]

10:15 AM on Thu Apr 3 2008
By Nick Malis
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jeckyl at 10:31 AM on 04/03/08
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You mean he dumped the wife he dumped the wife for . . . for a younger woman? Oh say it ain't so. He really is a cliche.
Scooter34 at 10:43 AM on 04/03/08
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One of the first blind items I ever read was about the wife of a famous and wealthy Hollywood guy, and how the missus always had to wear Depends after so many years of hubby's enthusiasm for an (*ahem*)alternative expression of love. Missus Williams was the commonly touted guess.

If Socialite Charlotte can deal with the hair, the herp, the hootchies, and the humus for twenty years like Marsha did, then more power to her.
blackheartededitor at 11:15 AM on 04/03/08
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I'm a big fan of her art. Picked of one of her giant sofa-sized original oil paintings at the Holiday Inn for just $49.
Juancho at 11:33 AM on 04/03/08
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Connectedness Index: 273

Her work can be seen in finer chain hotels across America.
blue lanugo at 12:01 PM on 04/03/08
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She can harvest his back hair and make new brushes.
whoneedslight at 12:05 PM on 04/03/08
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Does "respect and admiration" now mean "sympathy and bewilderment"?
MartyPants at 12:26 PM on 04/03/08
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Guess Robin never really got over What Dreams May Come
Old No.7 at 01:46 PM on 04/03/08
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I don't blame Robin for doin' the buttsecks... I don't think I could look his ex-wife directly in the face during missionary either.
SanFranBetsu at 02:32 PM on 04/03/08
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Like my mama always said; once a cheater, always a cheater.
hissykitty at 07:10 PM on 04/03/08
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@Scooter34:
I call bullshit on this
oterwise every porn star, gay man & Greek woman would also own shares in depends
SanFranBetsu at 04:04 PM on 04/04/08
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@hissykitty: How do you know they don't?
neuropersian at 01:55 PM on 04/12/08
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@SanFranBetsu:
I don't get this whole thing but the source is The National Enquirer so it is a dubious story at best. This train-wreck was dating, and I believe engaged, to someone else like last month. He must have started using his other, "head." Robin seems to be dressing younger so maybe it's true but he seems to not be in New York at all these days so maybe he is not so stupid either. The moral of all this is clearly, "who cares?'