Shakira Takes Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals To Whole New Level: The Threesome

Another week, another sex tape rumor. But unlike the somewhat harmless photos of good girl Kristin Davis that caught our attention a few weeks back, the news that Shakira and boyfriend Antonio de la Rua may have recorded each other Pam-and-Tommy style aboard a yacht sounds a bit racier. As one Spanish radio host put it, "if some of this tape's content would be made public, it could seriously threaten the singer and couple's private life." And aside from the prospect of seeing Shakira's famous curves dancing in dirtier ways we've ever seen, the story itself involves a third (and fourth!) party.

As AOL Music reports, Shakira and de la Rua, who've since broken up, apparently recorded the on-yacht sex session with a third party, Spanish pop star Alejandro Sanz. Were that true, that would make this as-yet-unreleased tape way pornier than your standard celebrity sex tapes. But the story only gets more sordid once we learn the route this tape has taken into the public spotlight. Apparently, two of Sanz' ex-employees are under prosecution for stealing the yacht which may or may not be stamped with Shakira's threesome, um, evidence. Admittedly, we're no Sam Donaldson (or even Chris Hansen), but we're pretty sure this joyously means that all contents found on the yacht will eventually be presented to the court. And considering the way Hollywood sex scandals tend to dissolve, those contents will eventually be posted on this site. As soon as possible. We promise.

ALEJANDRO SANZ, SHAKIRA AND BOYFRIEND IN SEX TAPE SCANDAL [AOL Music]

3:30 PM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By Molly Friedman
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Juancho at 04:11 PM on 04/02/08
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She's 4'11.5". I hope they had a good DP.
TexansAreHot at 04:22 PM on 04/02/08
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With both guys on board, I'm sure she had a very good double penetration. Oh wait! Shit, you were talking about director of photography. Please forgive my porn-ravaged brain.
Armin_Tamzarian at 04:23 PM on 04/02/08
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zing!
Sleepyhead at 04:29 PM on 04/02/08
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@Juancho: Eso es lo que ellos llaman un "spinner".
hughman at 04:36 PM on 04/02/08
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good news - two guys
so-so news - shakira
Juancho at 04:37 PM on 04/02/08
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@TexansAreHot: I put the ball on the tee, I knew it wouldn't take long for one of you fine folks to hit it.
brechtgirl at 04:44 PM on 04/02/08
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And Antonio de la Rua is the son of an Argentine ex-president. I know this means next to nothing here, but its a whole new layer of scandal in South America.
Al_Pastor at 04:58 PM on 04/02/08
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@TexansAreHot:

that's actually what i thought Juancho meant, which is kind of sad
Juancho at 04:58 PM on 04/02/08
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@brechtgirl: Yep. Are they still engaged? I can't get a definitive answer, even though they've been so since 200freaking1.
Falconfire at 05:28 PM on 04/02/08
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its been exposed the tape was a hoax by a Spanish DJ.
owenmeany at 06:08 PM on 04/02/08
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Spanish DJ: "I'm juuss KEEEEDEEEEN!"
TexansAreHot at 06:39 PM on 04/02/08
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@Juancho: Just doing my part, my friend. Just doing my part.
JimRockford at 09:23 PM on 04/02/08
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The third party was Horatio Sanz?! Oh, no...wait...damn..
oolishfay at 11:20 PM on 04/02/08
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@owenmeany: LOL!
kit10indublin at 05:06 AM on 04/03/08
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It's a hoax?!? Damn - I was really hoping to find out for once and for all if her hips really don't lie.
KingHater at 09:20 AM on 04/03/08
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Does her voice bellow with its trademark grating, Kermit-the-Froggish inflection in the sack, as well?
MrRewrite at 10:13 AM on 04/03/08
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why is shakira important 'gain? - is it that song with the 'shakira, shakira' riff? i'm sorry, 45 is the new 85 so i'm foggy. meet me in the verne troyer 'awwwwhhhh - he's so wittle and cwute' thread, 'k?