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Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

As Tyra Banks loves to remind us, modeling is hard, okay? Sometimes you have to sit in chairs for really long amounts of time while people make you look pretty, and sometimes you even have to get out of those chairs to stand up and move your arms and stuff. But after seeing these pictures of Gisele Bundchen getting her ass squeezed by a fluffer while shooting a fashion spread, it turns out we didn't know the half of it. Apparently, sometimes, models even have to endure butt massages while they work! A closer look at Bundchen's behind, and the men assigned to perfect it, after the jump.

Can't you just hear the photographer's shouting instructions after seeing these shots? "That ass must be shinier! Tanner! Perkier! I want it leaner and meaner! Faster, Ass Man, we don't have all day!" And then Gisele's reaction: "But Meester Photograffer, Tommy say my ass eez pretty just way it is, no?" And finally, Ass man's barely-audible mutterings: "Remember this day forever. Take a mental photograph to be used each and every time you have sex with your wife. Do not try and bite it, whatever you do, do not take a bite out of that ass."

[Photo Credit: INF]

GISELE BUNDCHEN'S ASS GETS THE RUBDOWN [Egotastic]

10:35 AM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By Molly Friedman
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shutupitsmine at 10:43 AM on 04/02/08
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Great, assless acid washed short shorts are back? I just got rid of mine, too.
queensissy at 10:43 AM on 04/02/08
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I refuse to believe this was for a fashion spread. Stonewashed cutoff chaps with a denim shirt?
In Other News... at 10:46 AM on 04/02/08
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Jesus. "Oh, you mean I also get medical benefits with this job? And a yearly performance bonus? And a company car? Ach, you know, I don't really need that. JUST LEMME RUB THAT ASS."
Sweet Panda Love at 10:47 AM on 04/02/08
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As if there's a chance in hell that dude is straight.
Twerpsichore at 10:49 AM on 04/02/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: Zackly.
MsMuffinMcGuffin at 10:51 AM on 04/02/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: singing to the choir.
guitarsnob at 10:59 AM on 04/02/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: mmmmhmmmm
Calraigh at 11:11 AM on 04/02/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: Once more with feeling.
Old No.7 at 11:12 AM on 04/02/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: That ass is so fine, it'd make Elton John crave snatch. (This could be the neocon's ultimate weapon agains homsexuality... use Giselle to turn gay guys straight, one ass pat at a time.)
nick_r at 11:13 AM on 04/02/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: Yeah, and that's what makes it so unfair to the straight men. At least, as a compromise, the job should go to a lesbian.
BaconCat at 11:14 AM on 04/02/08
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he's so gay his beard has a beard.
businesspearl at 11:18 AM on 04/02/08
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@BaconCat: word
Tiger_Tanaka at 11:26 AM on 04/02/08
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Leave Dennis Miller alone. The man's got to keep working, any way he can.
In Other News... at 11:38 AM on 04/02/08
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@Sweet Panda Love: Wouldn't you say you were gay to get that job?
Alabama~Boy at 11:42 AM on 04/02/08
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USER "Sweet Panda Love" hit the nail on the head...
BaconCat at 12:17 PM on 04/02/08
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@businesspearl: I, on the other hand, am turned on by your avatar. So no gizelle massaging gig for me.
McCheeburger at 12:21 PM on 04/02/08
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I will pay good money to do that job, as long as I have the right of first refusal.
Sweet Panda Love at 12:21 PM on 04/02/08
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@In Other News...: Well, I imagine the concomitant obsession with make-up and off-hours cocksucking might make the ruse more trouble than it's worth.
Furious George at 12:53 PM on 04/02/08
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I'd so pretend to be gay in order to snag that job. Will they accept an MBA summer intern?
OldTowneTavern at 01:24 PM on 04/02/08
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Those shorts have to be the second worst thing to ever happen to fashion... right between Marc Jacobs' Spring/Summer '08 deconstruction meltdown and the Versace tragedy.
Twerpsichore at 01:33 PM on 04/02/08
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What was that Ryan O'Neal flop in the '80s about the guy who invented assless pants? Help me, trivia monsters.
FredTheGreat at 01:41 PM on 04/02/08
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Oh, ya great. Like I need somthing else to remind me how much my job sucks, Damn you sir. Damn you Mr. Hot model butt massager guy. Damn you.
kepster at 01:44 PM on 04/02/08
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@Twerpsichore: It was called So Fine. I'm so embarrassed I know that!
LeGagneur at 02:17 PM on 04/02/08
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The guy is wearing a sweater tied around his neck. You really think he's going to cherish the day where he oiled up Gisele's butt?
famousauthor at 02:30 PM on 04/02/08
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Could you run the actual wording for that job description?
Freegan at 03:00 PM on 04/02/08
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Wonder how that would look on a resume...

- Experienced glute therapist.
- Worked on the Hottest models on earth. (For Real)
- Looking to move up the massage ladder.
- Managed several clients rears at one time.
Miss Anne Thrope at 03:23 PM on 04/02/08
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Mine looks exactly the same.
Venus_In_Retrograde at 04:59 PM on 04/02/08
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Who needs the photo shoot? Slap this on a billboard and I'll take two of whatever it's selling. Especially if it's selling Gisele's ass in a bottle.
moondawg9 at 05:55 PM on 04/02/08
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The hiring process involved showing the candidates a picture of Gisele Bundchen's ass and the one LEAST turned on got the job.

I was in the running, but I had taken my Viagra that day, so no go . . .

Damn you, four hour erection!!!
regisgoat at 04:55 AM on 04/03/08
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"Betcha she could crack walnuts with that ass."--Jonathan Winters, Moon Over Parador
SanFranBetsu at 09:07 AM on 04/03/08
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@queensissy: It's a spread alright!