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· Sacha Baron Cohen has apparently taken the Bruno party to Kansas, where "[airport] security workers became concerned when [a European man] stripped down to tight shorts and began kissing, dancing and fighting in the lobby." He was also spotted at a local church's Easter pageant, where he "showed up in chains." [Faded Youth]
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Caution: Joe Francis Mingling Among Us
· Joe Francis educates Chelsea Handler on the finer differences between prison and jail. Misogynist and woman-hater, however, still essentially mean the same thing. [
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6:01 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Seth
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Not to be too much of a stickler, but you'd think that the blogger at "Faded Youth" would know the difference between a city and a state, or at least one of the commenters over there would've pointed it out.
I guess we can chalk another one up for "No Child Left Behind".
OK - I realize that it's questionable to post two comments in a row to a virgin thread... but speaking about virgins: I can't bear to scroll through all of those "Greatest TV Shows" because it appears to be just one obscure sci-fi show after another, with a handful of cartoons and a bit of Brit-humour mixed-in.
not to be a total ass - but what the hell happened to defamer?? all these fem-nazi commentaries are getting old.. Drunk whores who parade around naked making videos for Girls gone wild - may be repulsive, but it's not exactly forced labor.. Pretending this is a feminist issue is stupid - if you want to blame someone, blame Paris Hilton for elevating it to a form of art.
@fembot: [www.latimes.com]
@Seth:
Ugh. I remember reading this article a while back. My memory is slipping and I had forgotten what a creep this guy is.
Too bad they can't "detain" him indefinitely.
I find it hilarious that Joe Francis views this as some sort of struggle for civil rights, eg "We forget that we are innocent until proven guilty in this country"/"I'm the only person ever in the history of the world to be in jail for this long(or something to that effect)." Yes, of course, you are innocent until proven guilty, but there's no right to get out on bail, simply a right against unreasonable/excessive bail, which the judge has a lot of discretion in determining. I'm pretty sure that everyone in who doesn't have any money to pay their bail or to pay a bondsmen is stuck in jail until their case is resolved. But still, Martin Luther King, Jr., Joe Francis.
The list reeks of Sci-Fi and supernatural crap. 'The Wire' is at #8 and the list takes a nose-dive after that because there is no way in hell there are 7 shows better than 'The Wire'. The worst:
#7 'Friends'
#6 '24'
#5 'Lost'
#2 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
These are shows that shouldn't even be on the list. No 'All in the Family' but 'Red Dwarf' makes it. I know Top... lists are just wrong but this is in the Top Ten Worst Top Lists ever.
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