Dammit, I only clicked on this because I somehow read it as Marlon Wayans.

Stocking shelves in San Diego? Marlon? Well the road meets the rubber somewhere. Everybody's gotta do something. Kidnapping of Calvin Klein? Nicole Sheridan kicked off of the momentum losing "Desperate Housewives?" Jack Nicholson was a hot man when he was young. So what if he has man boobies...he's earned his "chest harness"....which is what I predict a "man bra" would be named if men were forced to rein in their sagging pecs.

Poor Marlon. At least he's doing an honest day's work!

@People Paula: OH WELL, PAULA! Ya clicked on it! And I got your pageview. I have it right here, delicately folded away in my drawer labeled "pageviews".

I win, you lose.

@People Paula: That's nothing. I read it as "Marlon Brando."

what the hell is deborah norville wearing in that clip? did she fist the wardrobe person's kitten to warrant that aberration?

Double joke on me, Molly. Apparently there was a title change, so now readers will think I misread "Jack Nicholson" as "Marlon Wayans." You guys are sneaky bastards, aren't ya?

i almost lost my breakfast seeing those moobs. THANKS ALOT

Hey, now that Jacko is a crazy white lady with his own bought-n-paid-for-with-the-title blond & blue-eyed kids, LaToya finally realised that no matter how hard she tried nobody was interested, Jermaine divorced Berry-the-Boss's daughter and we-thought-she'd-be-the-family-savior Janet decided to put 'em on the glass at the Superbowl SOMEBODY has to get to work to fund the dysfunctional charity known as Joseph's Kids, right? Or would you rather see poor Rebbie bumpin' and grindin' out 'Centipede' three shows a day (plus matinee on weekends) in Branson?