Spotted frequently at George Clooney's side, little is known about the actor's comely and seemingly demure girlfriend Sarah Larson, an oversight finally corrected by Star Magazine in a blistering exposé entitled "Sarah Larson's Sin City Secrets." Described as a "former go-go dancer," the leading supermarket news source soberly goes on to report that "evidence of her wild escapades has been spilling out of Sin City like quarters from a slot machine!" Exhibit A: The 2007 photo above, from lastnightsparty.com, in which Larson is seen giving her dead-on impression of a Dune sandworm, moments after emerging from its subterranean lair to feast on a meal of sand plankton (as represented by a glossy magazine and actual sand). Think that's amazing? Wait until you see Exhibit B, in which Larson appears to levitate right off the ground—a stunning illusion achieved using nothing more than some powerful inner-thigh strength and the hips of a nearby patron. It's after the jump.

11:41 AM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Seth
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Mel Gibstein at 11:55 AM on 03/28/08
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Uh...yes, please!
sundaeg1rl at 11:56 AM on 03/28/08
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Oh my. Look at those stretch marks!
brechtgirl at 12:00 PM on 03/28/08
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This is all supposed to make us like her more, right?

I could care less that she's dating George Clooney, but that last photo makes me super jealous of that bitch.
apostropheS at 12:08 PM on 03/28/08
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George, what are you doing railing that super hot slut?
I would (could) never do that.

Come on.
Leviticus_71 at 12:10 PM on 03/28/08
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I think she was actually shooting an audition tape for Chris Isaak's next Opus. Ode to a Beetlejuice Sandworm.
TheStarterWife at 12:20 PM on 03/28/08
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@sundaeg1rl: Oh for fucks sake.

These pictures are hot, and if anything, makes me jealous of Clooney. (More than usual.)
bess marvin, girl... at 12:26 PM on 03/28/08
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george always did like his women with a little less class.
Greasy Thumb Guzik at 12:27 PM on 03/28/08
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I think she's sitting on the top of the seat & has her thighs around that guy.
But still, she's hotter than anyone I've ever known, biblically or otherwise.
sundaeg1rl at 12:37 PM on 03/28/08
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@TheStarterWife: Apologies, teenage possessiveness took hold for a minute. I'd be doing the same if it was a boyfriend of Ricky Martin. Since all my other previous heartthrobs have turned out to be utter douchebags, I feel I'm clinging on to what's still sacred.

To be honest, I wouldn't turn down relations with either of them. Or both of them.
OldTowneTavern at 12:49 PM on 03/28/08
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I'm trying to read the mind of hoop earring girl standing next to them: "This is really getting out of hand. I'm so embarrassed for them... next round on me!"
VTFootballGrad at 01:04 PM on 03/28/08
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And people wonder why George Clooney isn't married yet!
Dr. Spaceman at 01:14 PM on 03/28/08
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What's the name of that blog? "Hot women and douchebags?"
Readsforaliving at 01:15 PM on 03/28/08
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Has Hector Elizondo arranged the shopping spree on Rodeo Drive (because the snooty shop ladies won't wait on the likes of her) yet?
decoitous at 01:59 PM on 03/28/08
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Sure sure, but I'm quite sure she's never once accidently called Clooney "Client #9". Okay, maybe once.
apostropheS at 02:01 PM on 03/28/08
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oh gawd. douchebag? is it 2001 again?

please stop, Doctor.
Superstarsteve at 04:46 PM on 03/28/08
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She looks like a fun person.
anotherlovetko at 09:57 AM on 03/30/08
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Yeah, I'd to be her friend, too lol...
anotherlovetko at 09:57 AM on 03/30/08
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like? love? I was staring at the photo while typing, lol...
gimoz at 09:04 AM on 03/31/08
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George is one of the only stars in Hollywood who does what he wants when he wants. If he's hanging out with Sarah Larson, it's because he does not care what the press "digs up," all of which he knows anyway.

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Little Mintz Sunshine at 06:17 PM on 03/31/08
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So we can pretty much assume she's not a virgin?
Dave J. at 07:55 AM on 04/01/08
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I think that last photo is her dramatic re-enactment of the library love scene from Atonement. Bravo.
Dorothy at 10:17 AM on 04/06/08
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be nice, that's goning to be his baby's momma
Dorothy at 02:27 PM on 04/07/08
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George Clooney's current girlfriend, Sarah Larson, used to be a go-go dancer in Vegas. Also on her resume is being hired by promoters to "attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends." Armed with this knowledge, one may stumble upon pictures of Sarah partying in Vegas. And that's what Star Magazine did. "Sarah is outgoing and fun ... [link]
Dorothy at 02:28 PM on 04/07/08
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@VTFootballGrad: George Clooney's current girlfriend, Sarah Larson, used to be a go-go dancer in Vegas. Also on her resume is being hired by promoters to "attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends." Armed with this knowledge, one may stumble upon pictures of Sarah partying in Vegas. And that's what Star Magazine did. "Sarah is outgoing and fun ... [link]
Dorothy at 09:22 PM on 04/12/08
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The conversations must be fantastic.@VTFootballGrad:
Dorothy at 05:52 PM on 04/14/08
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[www.timesonline.co.uk]gimoz: Personally, I like my partners non- lobotofide. But then again, I need a "little more" than bangin and boozin.